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Mommy needs to be honest kitten. You're not a kitten, you're a puppy, I know. Actually, that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. You've let this whole puppygirl thing completely take over our sex life and to be honest it's not really clear to me that you really enjoy it anymore. You really seem stuck in a short-term hedonic spiral from posting about it on tumblr and getting likes. And I know it's hard to get out of that kind of thing but it's really been getting out of control. You said "we're trying for puppies" to my best friend of 15 years. Seriously? How the fuck am I supposed to live that down? No one was laughing. The room was dead silent and I wanted to sink into the floor. And this was days after I was crying my eyes out over the infertility stuff. So you came across as kind of an asshole on top of it. Yeah, I know you didn't mean it like that but you can only point to "bourgeois morality" so many times before it starts to feel like you're just saying "I'm sorry you got offended" you know? Like every time I try to express that some basic social decorum is necessary to preserve relationships I care about you start misquoting Bakunin. And like look you have a lot of positive qualities but I don't think this is working anymore. We both know it hasn't been good for a long time.

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I just want to remind everyone that is your civic duty to jailbreak your Nintendo consoles and pirate every Nintendo property until the heat death of the universe.

#i do not believe it likely that facepunch is also confused about the situation #so if garry says it's the real nintendo it's probably the real nintendo

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Same goes for diapers. I didn't see a thing

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That Soros fella is generous!! There are a couple of gofundmes I need him to fund...

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#i mean the main thing here is that laios is the one thinking this and the main thing he is concerned about is that #no one knows shit about monsters so no one is gonna risk their life when they probably think he's dead #also if falin was set on it no way marcille wouldn't join her

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i do think the occasional communist you get who are really vehemently anti-drugs are strange.

#like idk personally china's anti drug laws #even if they are incredibly understandable given historical context #are probably only of the most criticizable things about it

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putting my foot down if youre driving the speed limit you are fucked uppp thats the maximum speed youre supposed to go, not the speed youre supposed to drive at

#DO THESE PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE CALLED SPEED 'LIMITS' FOR FUN

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This is quite literally textbook fascism

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about to say something mean but i feel like every "male-specific" issue is something that also happens to women its just that a lot of you dont seem to see women as people

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I love how much ppl hate Deepnest because I find it so calming somehow. Like wow...nice ambiance. Pretty glowy mushrooms. And look at all these darling little creatures. This one's wearing a red cloak like Hornet! Garpedes are so cool...wonder where they're going. I'm gonna pet a Stalking Devout

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yes actually i can blame a man for being "down bad for a lesbian" if shes a dyke then just mind your own business, trying to court her regardless is lesbophobic harassment

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that stopantisemitism blog drama is getting even crazier. Some other Zionist blog was fighting with them and tried to do a poll to prove that Zionists weren't racist but now a majority of the poll is a bunch of Zionists admitting to being okay with racism. It's so wild

DHLSLDKGJG WHAT