Lance:
Keith:
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Am I aware that people find me cute? No.
Uh…I didn’t know that. That’s cool.
Who? Where are they?
Why don’t they talk to me in real life?
Zach Kornfeld (via flyforatryguy)
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“The Helga” by Eugene Lee Yang
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The Signs as the Try Guys
Ned: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo
Keith: Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius
Eugene: Aquarius, Leo, Aries
Zach: Pisces, Capricorn, Scorpio
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Same, Ned, Same.
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me comforting a friend:
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Consider it a free lesson in street “savoir faire” from New York’s coolest quadruped.
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Me, on a date: do you want to commit treason?
Date: sure why not?
Me, stuffing breadsticks into my purse: take all the wheat by products you can get and run home, right now, immediately.
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