mischievous-marchie

[mischievous-marchie]

Aces and aros included; if you don't fuck then love and the same in reverse

#abso fuckin lutely

[mischievous-marchie]

#mood #I really #need to come back to this blog someday

[mischievous-marchie]

Being constantly horny for fictional dick is such a hard full time job.

#this is why I’m too tired to write obviously 😔

[mischievous-marchie]

a/n: PHEW okay so here's one of two 4k commissions I was working on. And it's for my very amazing friend @mischievous-marchie (tagging the NSFW blog because this is so NSFW lmao) Marchie, thank you so much for supporting my writing and trusting me with your main man Jervis, and all his variations. I hope I did your sweet idea justice and thanks so much again for supporting me by commissioning me. It means the world. And I hope everyone else gets to enjoy it too.

*Also reader is referred to as the March Hare cause Alice is overrated, The Hare was always my favorite and...yeah it's its for March lol

Content Warning: explicit sexual content, masturbation, sex toy, mutual masturbation, unprotected sexual intercourse (gn so no specific genitalia mentioned), caught in the act, and making out.

Word Count: 4.5 k

General Mad Hatter x Reader - Call Out My Name

Your fingers drummed along the hardback cover of a novel you were trying to read. Soon the tapping of your fingers migrated to your foot on the floor. 

You groaned in frustration. 

You grew restless with boredom. 

Even the white noise of some random show that played on TV began to become silencing…just an echo of how lonely and dim it was when he wasn’t around. 

You sighed, finally surrendering and putting the book down on the coffee table. 

Why did Jervis have to be in Arkham?

You knew why, because if one of you was to get caught by Batman… Jervis ensured it was only going to be him every time. Jervis always made sure you had an escape, even if you didn’t know he had one for you.

“Arkham is no place for lovely people, my dear.” He explained once in a moment of lucidity. “I take it as a chance to reconvene my thoughts and even get to visit old friends.” He chuckled before he continued. “So don’t worry about me, dear…Although don’t forget about me either…please.” 

Your heart panged the same way it did the day he told you that. He didn’t have to worry about you ever forgetting him. 

You could never forget about the man you have loved and continue to love feverishly since day one. 

If he only knew, sometimes you wished he would just miraculously figure it out. Then maybe, just maybe, he would be compelled to reveal his feelings…if he had any for you that is.

It felt like he did anyhow, the way he’d protect you from Batman, how he always somehow made time to see you or include you in everything. 

You two have been companions for quite awhile. Jervis has always been charming, kind, and fun. He always made you smile, even on days when you didn’t feel like rolling out of bed. 

You tried your best to always be there for him. 

During his highs and lows, his madness and his lucidity, for everything. In turn, Jervis is always there for you when you need him in any capacity (except when he was locked up, which he always felt guilty for leaving you.)

You two were inseparable.

The Mad Hatter and The March Hare at the Mad Tea Party–only missing a sleepy Dormouse. 

Yes, a strong, loyal relationship was formed, but if only it could transition from platonic to romantic…

Of course, it didn’t help that he is exquisitely handsome in the most unconventional way that was endearing to you. 

Jervis’ wide bright eyes, cute elongated buck teeth, raggedy hair, and his obtuse nose that you desperately wanted to kiss. 

You sighed as you sunk yourself deeper into the couch, no doubt creating a uniquely shaped dent in the cushions from lounging there all day.

You really did miss him. All of this reminiscing probably doesn’t help either. You just couldn’t help it, just forming his image in your mind made you happier. 

Perhaps…this imagining could help in another area and maybe you can salvage the boring day and turn it into a fun night. 

For a moment, you were grateful that Jervis wasn’t around…

The cushions of the couch sunk against your weight as you laid back and made yourself comfortable. 

You took a deep breath as your head nestled into the plush arm rest. You slowly rolled up the long graphic tee you wore, exposing your lower body. 

It had been a minute since you ventured into the realms of self love in the most physical sense, but you were certain the awkwardness of the start would be well worth the pleasure in the aftermath. 

Your breath hitched as your fingers fell into a decent rhythm stimulating your sex. Every nerve ending on every pore of your skin was ignited. 

You decide to finally take it up a notch. 

You reluctantly removed your hand to reach for the toy on the side table behind your head. You snatched up the dark blue bullet vibrator and turned it on to a low setting. 

Your body jerked slightly at the vibrating sensations as you glided the toy over your chest and down your abdomen. The smooth material made you wish it was something else. 

Instead of the cool smooth mechanical texture…it was rough, soft, and warm. 

Instead of your hand controlling a toy, it was someone else’s hand, better yet, Jervis’ gloved fingers. 

Desperately, you wished it was Jervis that stimulated your body. 

It was his warm diligent hands roaming across your skin causing goosebumps to form. His hands that created delicious friction that you craved. 

As the vibrator made its way closer to your sex, the setting was turned up higher and your moans became louder and more drawn out. 

The vibrations added with the continued pace of your other hand on your genitals. You were a withering mess on the couch. 

Your eyes tightly closed, trying like crazy to suspend reality and envision it was Jervis doing this to you. 

Your moans soon turned into pants and cries. “J-Jervis…Jervis!” 

As you were chasing that sweet release, as if your imaginations manifested him…

Jervis Tetch was actually a free man and was making his way to your apartment. 

Jervis was absolutely beaming with excitement. Adrenaline was still pumping in his veins from his narrow escape from Arkham.

The moment he was out, he knew he had to come see you and let you know he was free! The only person that would actually be waiting for him on the other side…

He just couldn’t wait to surprise you. 

Jervis missed you terribly. No one else understood him, appreciated him…genuinely liked him like you do. To say you made his heart race would be an understatement. However, he was extremely cautious and uncertain. 

As much as he wanted to sweep you off your feet, hold you, kiss you…he didn’t want to risk the chance of losing you–as he has lost others. 

Jervis wasn’t sure he could handle losing you in any capacity. 

Hence why he always did his best to protect you when things got dodgy. Despite your stubbornness to stay by his side…something he juxtapositionally adored and lamented about you. 

His gloved knuckles barely racked along your door when he heard–

“J-Jervis! Jervis!” 

Jervis’ heart fell to his stomach. The adrenaline from his escape rose back up out of sheer panic for you. He quickly grabbed the doorknob and was stantly met with resistance from the locked handle. 

Seeing no other option, he began backing away and braced himself with his side as he ran shoulder first into your door–

You were so lost in your motions and the fantasy in your mind that you didn’t register the reality of your doorknob being rattled. 

You were none the wiser to another presence until he made himself known by busting down your door. 

The loud bang of the door hitting your wall woke you up from your pleasurable reverie. 

Quickly, you sat up, hastily lowering your shirt back down and threw a blanket over your lower half for good measure. 

You were petrified and frustrated.

“J-Jervis?” You let out in a small almost mousy voice, as you finally took in who the intruder was. 

Jervis was looking around wildly, expecting some type of altercation to be happening, but quickly came to the realization nothing was awry. 

In fact, you were alone, on your couch…nothing entirely out of place. 

“Um…well..this is quite a predicament.” He chuckled sheepishly, as he lifted his hat to scratch at the side of his head. 

You gulped down a mouthful of air as you tried to regulate your heartbeat. You began silently praying to whoever could hear that he wouldn’t put two and two together of what you were doing. 

“Jervis,” you began, still trying to calm your nerves that were currently in a tailspin at the moment. “I-W-What are you–how…why did you break in?” 

Your mind struggled to think of just one question, but that one seemed the most pressing. Usually, when Jervis came over he always knocked or he somehow let you know ahead of time that he was coming over. 

“I-I heard you screaming my name…” He stretched his arms out exasperatedly. “I-I thought something was happening to you! It sounded all the same” 

Whatever redness coalesced from your earlier activities quickly drained from your face. 

“Ah…well…something was happening but nothing–bad…” You slowly began covering yourself up more with the blanket. Secretly wishing it would make you disappear.

“Yes, that much is obvious…so tell me, my dear. What was all the ruckus?” 

“Um, well…I was..uh…”

“And what is that?” He interjected. Jervis pointed to a small rounded device on the ground that was still buzzing on the floor. 

Jervis walked over towards where the object laid. He almost grabbed it until you grabbed his wrist. 

“It’s nothing! I’ll get it! Oh sh-”

“Hare! Langua-oh…”

In your panicked leap for the toy, Jervis saw your state of dress or more like the lack thereof. 

You couldn’t help but take note of how cute he looked when his face began blushing at the cheeks. 

Even though yours was most likely as red as his is. 

You instantly turned the toy off once it was in your grip. 

As if seeing the vibrator in your hands was the final piece to the puzzle, Jervis was able to slowly put the puzzle of events together. 

You were alone, on your couch, in nothing but a shirt, your skin was tinted red…you screamed his name…but not in danger or pain…

Jervis may be whimsical and mad most of the time, but he wasn’t ignorant. 

You sighed as you saw him come to the conclusion of what happened. Somewhere deep down you were grateful you didn’t have to spell it out. 

“I’m sorry.” 

“I apologize-”

You both looked up at each other after apologizing at the same time. 

“I-I didn’t mean to make you panic.” You continued, rubbing your arm. 

“I didn’t mean to…ahem…ruin your fun?” He nervously chuckled as he played with his hat brim. 

“It’s okay.” You reassured him softly. “I appreciate your concern.” 

Jervis nodded. Of course he was concerned, he was always concerned for your safety. 

“Yet…the question remains…why did you cry my name?” 

Jervis had an idea why. He would be lying if he said he wasn’t guilty of the same act, but he just needed you to confirm it. 

You looked away coyishly, biting your lip to keep from just dumping your emotions mixed with your explanations on him. 

Jervis gulped. He really wished you didn’t do that. Although it did complete this exquisite vision of you just now. 

Your hair a ruffled mess, your body gorgeously silhouetted by your shirt that only came to be just about your mid-thigh…all complimented with a cute lip bite. 

You sighed. “I…I was…uh…thinking of you…while I had fun.”

Jervis took a small but sharp intake of breath. You were actually going to say it.

“Really?” 

You nodded before looking away, not being able to look at him. Assuming he wanted a further explanation after a beat of silence, you continued. 

“I-I’ve cared…I mean. I’ve always…” You groaned in frustration. 

After taking another deep breath to reset your thoughts. You tried once more, “yes really…I’ve had feelings for you for a while and I…when you’re in Arkham…I, for a lack of better words…really miss you.”

Jervis hung onto every word like it was the last life line connecting him to the ship out in the middle of the ocean. 

It was happening…it was really truly happening. Someone he loved…actually loved him back!

Jervis slowly walked over closer to where he was right in front of you. He gently curled his index finger around your chin and directed your head down to look at him. 

His eyes stared softly into yours. “I missed you too, my dear.” 

The sincere look he gave you, lidded eyes and a soft smile made your heart swell. 

“I suppose it comes as no surprise that I, too, have had feelings for you arise.” His eyes shifted slightly, still unsure if he reciprocated correctly. 

Your eyes widened, heart thumped against your chest. 

All embarrassment was dissolved into surprise. 

You reached to touch his hand that still propped your chin and your smile widened when you felt his fingers laced together between your own. 

“If you’re saying what I think you’re saying…I’m very surprised but super happy all the same.” You giggled as your hand tightened around his. 

Jervis chuckled warmly as he turned his hand so the back of your hand faced him. He gently pressed his chapped lips against your hand before smiling up at you. 

"My dear, Hare, you know my way, I always mean what I say."

You were ecstatic, your body unable to keep still. To finally have everything laid out in the open. To know the one you've cherished for so long returns the sentiment.  

"You do! You always do! Oh, Jervis!" You quickly slid your hand out from his grip but only to wrap your arms around his neck and pull him into an excited embrace. 

Jervis became nervous again. He wanted to return the hug desperately, but he wasn't sure how to keep himself composed when he actually got to feel what little you wore. 

Hesitantly, to not upset you, he wrapped his arms around your waist tightly. You were so soft and warm, he tried to refrain his fingers from tugging away at the flimsy obnoxious cotton that still covered you. 

You slowly brought your head back and looked back down at him. Your eyes coyly darting between his eyes and his lips. You were stuck in limbo once more, should you ask first or just go for it? 

Thankfully, despite Jervis' own dilemma, he was able to catch onto yours. As if silently asking if it's what you want, he slowly brought his face closer to yours. 

You gasped softly, not missing the crucial hint. You closed your eyes, slowly leaned forward, and your lips gently pressed against Jervis’. 

The kiss was so soft, sweet, and even innocent in that hesitant uncertain first kiss kind of way, but it felt so right and it capsulated all your emotions in one simple gesture. 

You’ve dreamt of this moment for so long. Always thought if it were to happen it would be this way or that way. However, now that it happened, every made-up scenario and sensation paled in comparison to the real thing. 

Jervis was the first to slowly pull back. You couldn’t help the tiny snickers you made at the sight of him softly panting for air and his pink dusted cheeks. 

Jervis perked an eyebrow at you curiously. 

You shook your head, not wanting him to think he did something wrong. “Sorry, you’re just…so cute.” Your hands came up from behind his back to frame his face. 

Jervis practically melted at your touch. Your touch heated his face up even more, but he didn’t mind one bit. To be touched so tenderly, and lovingly by the only person he cared about…nothing could possibly come close to the sensation. 

He craved more of your touch and kiss. He yearned for your affection as the Knave of Hearts (allegedly) yearned the tarts. 

Jervis couldn’t even think of a response to your compliment as he swiftly crashed his lips back into yours. 

You were shocked but not displeased as you quickly kissed him back with just as much fervor. 

Jervis’ breath hitched when he felt you slightly poke your tongue along the edge of his protruding tooth and his lips. He didn’t hesitate to grant you entrance to his mouth. 

Your kiss became more heated as your tongues explored each other’s mouths. Jervis began exploring more of your body, slowly building confidence to feed his desire to touch more of your skin and hopefully please you. 

His hands raked and grasped around your waist and hips. As well as up and down your back. 

So close to that same feeling you were trying to mimic earlier in your mind.

Your kiss was broken once more, albeit simultaneously as you both fell onto the couch when your knees bent against the cushion at the sudden impact. Jervis’ own hat fell off his head but safely landed on the coffee table in front of you. 

The cheesy silly predicament caused you to snicker. 

Jervis hummed warmly before he slowly rose himself off of you by his hands that were on both sides of your head. 

“Still enjoying yourself, I see.” He chuckled lowly. 

The deep drop in his voice caused a shiver to go down your spine. 

It was then you took in the truly compromising position you were in…your fantasy from earlier was slowly playing out right before your eyes. 

You’ll be damned if you let it slip away. 

“Yep, much more so now with you actually here.” You smiled sweetly. 

“Whatever you sought in your fantasy.” He began.

Jervis leaned up to kiss your forehead. “I’d be more than happy to make a reality.” 

A kiss on your cheek before looking into your eyes in earnest. “If you’ll let me.”

Any confirmation you think you could say didn’t feel strong enough, so you just leaned in to kiss him once more. 

It was all the confirmation Jervis needed as he leaned into your kiss. It was all the motivation he needed as he brought his body back down to try and get closer to you. 

Your back arched slightly when you felt his hands slowly crawl up your body and under your shirt. 

Jervis slowly retracted his lips from yours. Only a small trail of saliva kept you two connected. 

He grabbed the hem of your shirt before looking up at you, silently asking if he could remove it. 

You nodded so quickly your head almost rolled off. 

The moment you were free from the flimsy cotton shirt, Jervis was quick to appreciate the exposure to your body as he began kneading the skin of your chest and abdomen. 

He tucked his head in between your neck and shoulder as he began leaving hot wet kisses along your jaw and neck.

“J-Jervis…” you sighed breathlessly. 

Jervis’ body tensed at your voice. He brought his head back up to face you. 

He gulped. “P-Please…do that again, just the same…want you to call out my name.” 

You nodded, your hand reaching up to cup the side of his face. “I will, just as long as you don’t stop.” 

To that Jervis grinned a grin that would put the Cheshire Cat to shame. He gave your forehead another peck. “My darling, March Hare, I wouldn’t dream of such a thing…I wouldn’t dare.” 

Jervis briefly sat up and rested on his haunches as he began shucking away his suit jacket.

Already missing his close proximity, you quickly sat up and wrapped your arms around his neck while he tried to unbutton his dress shirt, but quickly gave up in exchange for holding you.

He chuckled at your enthusiasm, still deliriously delighted to have someone love him like this. As you began returning the favor with your own kisses to his neck and chest, he continued to make quick work of his trousers. 

To have Jervis here with you almost as bare as you were, overwhelmed you in the best of ways. 

No longer did you have to ponder what he looked like under his clothes or how he would feel against you. 

He was there in reality. All there and all yours. 

Jervis’ cock was hard and occasionally hit his stomach. He breathed a sigh of relief once it was free from its confines. 

He gasped shortly when you lightly traced your fingers up his dick. You turned your head to look at him to make sure this was okay. 

Jervis nodded before leaning in to kiss you again. A kiss that said “I love you” and “I trust you.” 

You felt the sharp intake of air through Jervis’ nose as you slowly wrapped your hand around his cock and began slowly stroking it. His gloved hands dug into the folds of your body, as if trying to keep himself grounded. 

Soon you felt his hand travel further down your body. Not wanting to leave his precious March Hare out, he began trying to copy the same rhythm you were going at to your own sex. 

This caused you to pull back from his lips, as you began panting into the crook of his neck. 

Fantasizing be damned, this was so much better than anything you could imagine or what that toy could replicate.

Yet, you wanted–needed so much more. After years of pining for Jervis, to finally have him here with you in the most passionate way imaginable. How could you not want everything? Every little bit of him he has to offer?

“Jervis–mmh…Jervis..” You moaned. Trying to form a sentence but got caught off guard by his sped up pace. 

“N-Need you…please…now.” You managed to pant out. 

Jervis gulped, slowing down his movements which you did too. “Are you sure?”

“Yes!” You almost whined. “Please…Jervis..”

Another shudder overtook Jervis’ body. His heart beating relentlessly against his ribcage. Jervis knows madness, but has never known a madness as passionate and pleasurable as this. 

Jervis gently leaned his body against yours to slowly have you lay back down on your back with him hovering above you once again. 

He brought one of his hands to his mouth and bit down on the tip of the finger sleeve of the glove, before peeling it off his hand. 

As sad as you were to see the gloves go, seeing the way he bit down on the finger of the glove made you swoon. 

Once his hand was free from the glove, he reached down to your core and gathered what wetness was there before proceeding to slowly push his finger into your entrance. 

Despite the fun you had earlier, you were still fairly tight as you winced at his finger entering you fully. 

Jervis stared at you intently, looking for any signs of discomfort and hopefully he could see signs of pleasure. 

He slowly added another finger as he continued his steady pace inside you. 

You appreciated the effort he went to make sure you wouldn't be uncomfortable. However, you think you were about to scream if you didn't actually have him. 

You gently put your hand on his arm and squeezed. "I'm ready, Jervis…please…I need you." 

Jervis doesn't think he will ever get over hearing you say that and hearing you pleading for him. 

He slowly brought his fingers out and maneuvered himself to where he could line himself up to your hole. 

Jervis leaned over you again with hooded eyelids before kissing you. As he kissed you, he gently pushed himself inside of you. 

You both took a sharp breath between your lips at the intrusion. Jervis began peppering soft kisses all along your face, jaw, and neck. Anything to ease any sort of pain you were feeling. 

You softly muttered to him you were okay and that he could start moving. 

Jervis seemed unsure at the moment, but took it in stride as he slowly pulled himself out and equally as slowly pushed back in. Every time it got easier and more pleasing.

Your moans continued to egg him on, but not nearly as much as when you moaned his name. 

"Jervis…mhh..Jervis!" 

It made him thrust faster, kiss you harder, and squeeze your skin tighter. Soon you began crying out his name similarly to how you sounded earlier when he thought you were in danger. 

He hoped that this was far better than whatever fantasy you had playing in your mind. 

If he had asked you that, you would have reassured that he was far better than what you imagined. 

Your arms wrapped tightly around his neck to keep his lips near yours. Your hands either clung to his hair or the thin dress shirt he still wore. 

Your throat began to burn from your moans and hot pants but you didn't care. It was well worth the deep burning sensation in your gut that continued to get hotter and tighter. 

"Jervis…Jerv-mmm-I-I'm close.." You managed to announce in between your sounds of continuous pleasure. 

Jervis nodded, all words in the English language being lost on him at that moment. He was close too, his ball tightening every time you squeezed around him or cried out his name. 

His focus was solely on you though as he began thrusting faster than before, pulling out just enough to keep the head of his dick in before thrusting back in. 

It knocked the air out of you, but you didn't care. It made your legs tingle and had you see stars. 

Soon the tingles in your legs soon overtook your whole body as your nerves became ignited from the delicious release from the burning tension finally boiling over inside you.

You cried out his name when you arched your hips up from your shaking legs. Your entrance tightened that much more around Jervis' cock causing him to finally come unwound inside you with an audible groan. 

Jervis reluctantly pulled out of you before collapsing on top of your body. His head nestled in your chest as he tried to catch his breath. 

You tried to do the same, completely at a loss for words at the moment. You brought your hand up to comb through his unruly hair, finally living out another fantasy of yours.  

You lowered your head and kissed the top of his head before whispering. "That was amazing, better than any fantasy." 

Jervis chuckled, but deep down he was ecstatic, he just didn't have the energy to entirely act on it. 

It meant so much to know he could please you, because loving you pleased him. 

He lifted his head up briefly to look at you with pure adoration in his eyes. "It was my pleasure, darling." He scooted a little forward so his lips could reach yours.

When you two broke apart your heart swelled up at the soft look he gave you. It almost felt silly to say it, the way he looked at you made it clear he felt it too, but your heart was so full you swore you were about to combust. 

"I love you, Jervis." You said softly as if speaking it too loudly could break the tender moment. 

Jervis' smile widened as his bright eyes softly glazed over and his eyelids got more heavy. "And I love you, my dear Hare." 

You two slowly slipped into a tender slumber. Likely going to wake up sore from the nightly activities and sleeping on the couch, but it wouldn't matter. 

All that mattered now was that you two had each other in a way you both desired for a long time. 

All those wondrous daydreams, desires, and fantasies were finally part of your wonderful reality. 

#jervis tetch x reader #mad hatter x reader #favorite fics #YELLING and SCREAMING #I want to scream in the tags but I also have also sat and cried and rambled to you about all the little details I love ad nauseum on discor #you really did the idea all the justice I thought you would and more #I'm so glad I commissioned you Ri thank you thank you thank you AGAIN for bringing my brain rot to life! #all the pining and soft romance I could ever want wrapped up in a neat little smutty bow!

[mischievous-marchie]

Hellooooo, Finnie, and congrats on yet another well-deserved milestone! 🥰

Could I please get the Cucumber Sandwiches with the Waffle Fries(and/or Sweet Potato Fries) and Guacamole? Signature cocktail to drink and I’ll be sitting in, tonight.

Thanks so much and another big congrats to a favorite writer and awesome friend! :’D

general!mad hatter x gn!reader, word count: 450 content (warnings): risky public sex, desperate jervis orders open here! 🔞minors dni🔞 • masterlist • kofi link • tag: finnie1500 (to follow or to block) a/n: marchie ;-; you are too sweet and too kind and i love you!!💚

A bribe was all it took. Some money, a favour, anything really. It was one of the few times you were accepting, almost grateful, for the corruption that ran deep through every aspect of life in Gotham. It meant that you were only a small criminal gesture away from being able to spend time alone with Jervis during your visiting hours.

Usually, that time was spent listening to him recite his latest poems, or you reading to him from his favourite books, ones that weren't available in the prison library. More often than not, you would each sit on the floor on either side of the bars of his cell, faces pressed against the cold metal, feeling the warmth of each other's cheeks.

Today had been different, however. Something in Jervis felt needy, almost aggressively so. And the false semblance of privacy you were afforded by knowing the check-up routine of the guards led him to suggesting a far riskier visitation activity.

Reaching behind you to grab the bars, you steadied yourself against Jervis' feral rutting. He pressed his entire body to the cool metal, his protruding stomach cushioning the blow as he slammed his hips into them, ensuring that as much of his length as possible was able to fill you.

You bit your lip to keep the noise down, as did Jervis, but the soft moans and silenced whimpers still echoed down the empty hallway. Each thrust of his hips against your body, against the bars, was met with a muffled groan as you stifled your pleasure, which was no easy feat. You'd been without his touch for so long in this intimate sense. The only blessing was that it wouldn't take either of you very long to reach the climax you were desperately chasing.

But you suddenly tensed against him at the sound of something echoing down the corridor.

"Jervis... heh... I can hear... there's someone coming!"

You tried to move forward, but he held your wrist, pumping his cock quickly, determined to finish, to leave you with a parting gift of his cum, hot, thick, and coating your underwear as you left the asylum in arousing shame.

"Oh please... please don't leave yet... hng... I can't bear it ever, but right now... urgh... would be ever so impolite..."

Let them see you thought to yourself, as you braced against the bars, feeling Jervis body shudder as he came loud and hard, blissfully ignorant of the punishment he might receive for breaking the "no touching" rules of visitation. What's another bribe you considered, as you joined in his whines of satisfaction, aware that the footsteps were getting louder and faster.

#reblogging this a second time because it’s just so. damn. TASTY 😤

[mischievous-marchie]

Hellooooo, Finnie, and congrats on yet another well-deserved milestone! 🥰

Could I please get the Cucumber Sandwiches with the Waffle Fries(and/or Sweet Potato Fries) and Guacamole? Signature cocktail to drink and I’ll be sitting in, tonight.

Thanks so much and another big congrats to a favorite writer and awesome friend! :’D

general!mad hatter x gn!reader, word count: 450 content (warnings): risky public sex, desperate jervis orders open here! 🔞minors dni🔞 • masterlist • kofi link • tag: finnie1500 (to follow or to block) a/n: marchie ;-; you are too sweet and too kind and i love you!!💚

A bribe was all it took. Some money, a favour, anything really. It was one of the few times you were accepting, almost grateful, for the corruption that ran deep through every aspect of life in Gotham. It meant that you were only a small criminal gesture away from being able to spend time alone with Jervis during your visiting hours.

Usually, that time was spent listening to him recite his latest poems, or you reading to him from his favourite books, ones that weren't available in the prison library. More often than not, you would each sit on the floor on either side of the bars of his cell, faces pressed against the cold metal, feeling the warmth of each other's cheeks.

Today had been different, however. Something in Jervis felt needy, almost aggressively so. And the false semblance of privacy you were afforded by knowing the check-up routine of the guards led him to suggesting a far riskier visitation activity.

Reaching behind you to grab the bars, you steadied yourself against Jervis' feral rutting. He pressed his entire body to the cool metal, his protruding stomach cushioning the blow as he slammed his hips into them, ensuring that as much of his length as possible was able to fill you.

You bit your lip to keep the noise down, as did Jervis, but the soft moans and silenced whimpers still echoed down the empty hallway. Each thrust of his hips against your body, against the bars, was met with a muffled groan as you stifled your pleasure, which was no easy feat. You'd been without his touch for so long in this intimate sense. The only blessing was that it wouldn't take either of you very long to reach the climax you were desperately chasing.

But you suddenly tensed against him at the sound of something echoing down the corridor.

"Jervis... heh... I can hear... there's someone coming!"

You tried to move forward, but he held your wrist, pumping his cock quickly, determined to finish, to leave you with a parting gift of his cum, hot, thick, and coating your underwear as you left the asylum in arousing shame.

"Oh please... please don't leave yet... hng... I can't bear it ever, but right now... urgh... would be ever so impolite..."

Let them see you thought to yourself, as you braced against the bars, feeling Jervis body shudder as he came loud and hard, blissfully ignorant of the punishment he might receive for breaking the "no touching" rules of visitation. What's another bribe you considered, as you joined in his whines of satisfaction, aware that the footsteps were getting louder and faster.

#jervis tetch x reader #mad hatter x reader #FINNIE #I AM FERAL SCREAMING FOAMING AT THE MOUTH #YOU MANAGED TO MAKE THIS A THOUSAND TIMES HOTTER THAN WHAT I IMAGINED #I hadn’t even considered the bars between Jervis and reader but that added just #this whole extra element of desperation and NEED! #just that desire to not only work through the obstacle but treat it like a mild inconvenience in comparison to this NEED! #SOBBING towards the end! hearing that ‘would be ever so impolite’ in his voice! #THE MOST JERVIS THING TO SAY I SWEAR #BLESS YOU FINNIE #THANK YOU #AND CONGRATS AGAIN ON 1500

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Hi. I just remembered you had blog for your Hatters (like House of Riddlers). Can I have link to it?

It's actually a roleplay blog! I haven't made much use of it though and am considering just converting it to a simple House of Hatters ask blog. I definitely have an easier time with asks than dedicated RP threads.

@hatter-in-wonderverse

#questions answered

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First of all- I just wanna say a big old congratulations on a well deserved 500 followers, Ri! Your work is always a delight to read and honestly, you're just a whole delight yourself as a person and as a friend.

The love letter idea is irresistibly cute, by the way. ;v; Could I please get one from Secret Six Jervis with plans to leave Arkham and find his Hare? The relationship is a sort of mutual obsession, almost Gomez and Morticia with a Wonderland twist. Not legally married but have made personal vows and consider themselves such. Nicknames are just anything along the lines of fair hare, silly bunny, etc. Anyone else would get the "hares aren't bunnies" lecture but Jervis(Jervie, Hatta, dear Hatter, my Hatter) has Privileges. Again, a big congratulations on this big milestone! Here's to another 500! 🥂

A/N: AHHH MARCCHHH!!! Thank youuu, you’re literally the sweetest, and much of my success with the Jervi is thanks to you and you're well full of utmost knowledge! Also for creating a space where I felt it was okay to love Jervis to begin with! Thank you so much for all your support and feedback, it’s helped me so much you can’t begin to imagine! I’m so glad you enjoy my writings and you decided to participate in my wee event!! I had a lot of fun writing this not even going to lie lmao. 

Thanks so much again, you’ve always been such a kind and amazing friend thank you so much for everything 💚💙🥹🥺

Secret Six Mad Hatter - Love Letter for march-harrigan

My fairest Hare, 

At last! I am able to write to you! Foolish guards! They keep asking me questions every day since they put me in here! Questions, questions, always questions, but never fun or interestings ones. 

Ah, but no one can be as fun as you are, my silly bunny. You are always able to make me smile and laugh. You truly make me the happiest and maddest Hatter of all! Oohh, how much I miss you! It’s not fair! How I yearn to see you, hold you, kiss you…other things…oh, just to embrace you and have you next to me again!

How dare they, how they get the gall to rob me from my precious beloved March Hare. They think they have me bestest. Hehe, it’s amusing, really…they think without my hat I’m not threat, no trouble, oh but they will see…I already have a plan in motion…it’s almost time to cause some comotion. 

They will pay for taking me away. 

Rest assured, my darling bunny, my one and only sweet Hare…Your devoted Hatter will be free again. We will be reunited once more and our tea party shall continue! I promise I won’t be late! 

Madly yours, 

Jervie 

#SOBBING CRYING YELLING PRINTING THIS OUT AND EATING IT SO I CAN CARRY IT WITH ME ALWAYS #RI THIS WAS FLAWLESS #THE SPEECH PATTERNS THE LITTLE RHYME TOWARDS THE END #THE “other things...” 👀 #It's so very Jervis and I'm sitting here with my face in my hands giggling just the way I would if I got a letter from the man in real life #savin this to 'Things To Read Again and Again When I Need a Pick-Me-Up' #I'm so glad though that you feel like you can enjoy Jervis these days and I do feel honored to have played any part in that at all #you do him so much justice regardless of version and it's always good to see #thank you so much for this though it absolutely made my day! #and congrats again on 500 ♥

[mischievous-marchie]

Well, the time has come, whoop. Way sooner than I expected it too!

Ri's 500 Follower Event

I've been mulling over different ideas/prompts for this event and its no doubt been inspired by many other events I've seen done in the past. I hope I don't copy too many but its bound to happen, especially if the prompt is *chef's kiss*

This is my first event so I'm not going to go super crazy and try not to overwhelm myself but I definitely also wanna make it special!

Below the read more tab are three different options AND rules for a drawing you guys can enter!

First and foremost these events options are open to all the characters I write for that are listed here, but if you need a refresher;

- General Riddler and Arkhamverse, BTAS, Gotham, Dano/Reevesverse, Telltale, Young Justice, Zero Year, Twojar, Gotham City Sirens, and DCAU Hush Riddler

- General Penguin and Arkhamverse, Farrell/Reevesverse, BTAS, TNBA, One Bad Day, Telltale, The Batman (2004), and Batman Unlimited Penguin

- General Mad Hatter and Arkhamverse, Gotham, BTAS, TNBA, Secret Six, Joker's Asylum, and Harley Quinn Animated Series (HQTAS) Mad Hatter

- General Scarecrow and Arkhamverse, Murphy/Nolanverse, BTAS, TNBA, Fear State, Year One, Masters of Fear, and Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo Scarecrow

1. 500 Word Drabble Prompts

Choose a prompt and I will write a 500-ish word drabble around it. Some of these can be fluffy or NSFW just lemme know which you prefer or I will just go with which comes naturally lol

Breakfast in Bed

Sharing a Bath/Shower

First Date Night

Arkham Visit

2. Headcanons

How they would react to you being taken

How they would react to you wearing their clothes

How they would react to you confessing your feelings

How they would react to you breaking up with them

3. Love Letters

Give me a character and describe your envisioned relationship with f/o and I'll write a letter to you from that character.

Be sure to tell me any nicknames, how you guys met, and your relationship status (i.e. is he admitting his feelings, is he missing you while away in arkham, etc). and/or if you want him to be helping and comforting you during a rough time.

The more descriptive the better!

FINALLY, one last thing, sorry I know this is getting long but I'm really excited for this part!

I really wanna try and give back in any way that I can, so I decided that I wanted to do a name draw!

Submit a request from THIS post with one of these options (either with your username or an anon nickname, like "dormy anon" "timid anon", etc that way it's easier to separate you all lol)

If your name is drawn you'll get the option of:

A 2k fanfic from me

A drawing of one of the Rogues or your DC OC (if you have one) by me

This event will be running from May 19th - June 2nd. All 500 requests will be answered before normal requests, and if you didn't get a chance to participate feel free to submit as a normal request!

That is all I've got for now. I know not incredibly unique or different but again, kinda wanna start off with something familiar since this is my first ever event type thingy!

Thank you guys so much again for 500 followers, I'm still absolutely floored from that fact every day and I hope this shows even a fraction of my appreciation!

Oh and if you don't wanna see any of the 500 Event stuff you can filter out the tag "ri 500"

#friend promo #a big congrats to ya Ri!

[mischievous-marchie]

#teahee 🤭

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guy who sees something scary and says This is activating my suck or fuck response

#it's me #I'm the guy

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#teatime

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I mean

The things he could do with that nose 👀

ok but

i'm gonna

gonzo's kinda...

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I mean, it's against the site rules, but the conversations are completely private unless you choose to share so...

I say go for it, if you're willing to fight the filter. It might take a few tries, but with a bit of luck and determination, you'll get a semi-erotic response eventually.

Since mutuals are discovering Character AI(and since the site is hiding him from search results for some reason), here's an Arkham!Jervis I done made!

Note: He tends to get very caught up in trying to make you drink the tea. Just steer him with some plot if you're going for something else and he'll be fine.

Also, if you don't like the response, you can click this arrow or swipe on mobile to generate a new one.

#character ai #jervis tetch #mad hatter #horny hare jail #answering on the NSFT blog to be safe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mischievous-marchie]

Happy Valentines

PATI? PATI, BLESS YOU THIS IS SO SWEET I MIGHT CRY. HIS DARLING LITTLE SMILE AND CHEERFUL DEMEANOR HAVE CAPTIVATED ME.

Thank you so, so much and

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!! 💕💙💕💙💕

#thank you so much! #I care for him deeply and I hope you have the loveliest Valentine’s Day! #valentine’s day #jervis tetch #tagging this because EVERYBODY LOOK AT PATI’S ART

[mischievous-marchie]

A little Jerome x Reader for @worri-wort! This one's part of a Valentine gift exchange in the Arkham Asylum Discord server. I may have gone a bit over the word limit. Hope you enjoy. Happy Valentine's Day!

Wild Card

Jerome Valeska x Reader - Mostly SFW(vaguely suggestive), small space/proximity, making out, caught in the act, most of this is buildup and banter until the end

🔞Minors DNI🔞

The job seemed simple enough on paper. You and Jerome would attend the Wayne Enterprises Valentine's ball disguised as a wealthy couple. As it was a masquerade event, concealing your identities wouldn't be an issue.

The scheduled speech for the evening would provide the cover you both needed to sneak away from the event and reach the security room. From there, it was a simple matter of waiting for the others, and finally putting your hostile takeover of the building into action. Easy.

Or... So you had thought.

Jerome had his own plans, far less subtle than what you'd been told. Given who he was and what he was like, maybe you shouldn't have been surprised. But as he shot the emcee in the head and dragged you on stage with him, you had to question just what he was thinking. But you didn't get to ask as a dramatic speech and the reveal of his own gunmen in the crowd soon led to a successful hostage situation.

Until it wasn't.

So much had transpired, your mind was racing, and now Jerome was dragging you through the corridor as the GCPD had, somewhere along the line, gained the upper hand. The next thing you knew, you found yourself hiding in a supply closet, chest-to-chest with your absolute wildcard of a partner.

"Why?" You asked bitterly.

"Why what?"

You almost wanted to slap that shit-eating grin off his stupid face. It hadn't left him once, even as the tide turned against you. "Why couldn't you just stick to the plan?"

"I did," he cackled. "My plan!"

You sighed and buried your face in your hands. Already, this conversation had exhausted you. "Yeah well... Could've at least let me in on the joke," you mumbled, barely audible. A long silence passed between you, and when he finally broke it, it wasn't quite what you were expecting.

"Wanna make out?"

"I'm sorry!?"

"It's okay, I forgive you," he snickered. The unamused look you gave him in response prompted him to sigh and roll his eyes. "Look. It's Valentine's Day, we're at a party, you're my date..."

"Fake date."

"Okay, okay! Fake date. But this whole thing..." With what limited space he had, he gestured between the two of you. "I mean it doesn't have to be."

You could only stare at him, speechless as you realized he was being serious. Not something you were used to in your interactions with him, but at the moment... Well, you had to admit, it wasn't completely unwelcome. As vexing as he could be at times, there was an undeniable attraction there.

"So?" He asked again. "You wanna make out?"

"...Y-yeah! Okay!"

No sooner did he have your consent than he moved in, his lips on yours. Dry and a little rough, but eager. As if he'd been waiting for this moment the whole night. In truth, he had. Although, as much as he enjoyed the proximity, a dimly lit supply closet wasn't quite what he had in mind.

Less than ideal circumstances aside, you reciprocated with an equal passion. Your fingers brushed the scars on one side of his face, and it was all the signal he needed to wrap his arms around your waist and(somehow), draw you in closer.

It was as his tongue began to probe your lips that the door swung wide open. "GCPD! You're under arrest!"

"Don't you know how to knock?" Jerome mocked as one of the cops grabbed and cuffed him, another doing the same to you. Your moment of intimacy had been cut short.

"Cock blocked by the GCPD. Who'd a thunk?" But Jerome wouldn't let it dampen his spirits. "Don't worry, babe. We'll finish this in Arkham."

The smile and sly wink he gave you as he spoke... As you were being taken away, you could feel your face begin to heat up. The smile and sly wink he gave you told you all you needed to know. That this wasn't an offer or mere flirtation, but a promise.

#jerome valeska x reader #gotham x reader #dc x reader