misguidedmischief

[misguidedmischief]

pros and cons of dating me:

pros:

you’ll be the cute one

cons:

holy SHIT where do i begin

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One day I won’t come back to a house, but a home. I can’t wait for that day.

I’ll come home to you (via unpoeticheartbreak)

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Your eyes drive me insane.

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here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you. they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.

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Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer care.

Are you proud that that is exactly what you did? (via nudely)

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There’s Matthew Gray Gubler…

and then there’s Matthew Gray Gubler…

And I think that’s beautiful

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Despite Twilight’s flaws I think we can all appreciate what Rosalie Hale did to her gang of rapists after she became a vampire

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The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die. 

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if we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner

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Girls who like girls, reblog this.

There are pretty girls who followed me because of this. Feel so lucky!

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She was the kind of girl who loved to stretch out under the sheets, eating chocolate, reading books and fucking on rainy afternoons.

(via bohemianwaves)

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"Open books, not legs" is the dumbest shit ever like

if I wanna read then I’ll read

and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck

and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna fucking do that bye