missingphi

[missingphi]

IM STILL ABSOLUTELY BRAIN ROTTEN OVER ONE FUCKING BARD AAAAAAAAAAA-

#im normal i swear :^) #devo la main

[missingphi]

made the joke in the chat while watching the transgressive smurf fiction stream and now I felt like drawing it.

Tag yourself, are you one of the ink dogs or are you one of the owlettes thumping around in the dryer??

(I'm both)

#its me. im rolling around in the dryer #:^) #teaowlart

[missingphi]

God I'm laughing

So about....a year or so ago, I ordered merch off nijisanji of Yugo, it was the Thanksgiving acrylic standee and the Sakura keychain. However, I chose the wrong shipping method or something, I don't know how, but the default was a shipping thing that literally wasnt shipping anything i guess due to covid. So I was like oh, ok, guess I'll wait.

Like a week or two later Yugo graduates.

So my dumb ass assumes I'm just gonna get refunded, but I never actually check

So imagine my surprise when almost a year later, I get a notification that my package is being shipped. I have recently ordered no merchandise.

It's the yugo stuff I ordered last year.

It's been almost an entire year, but I FINALLY got my merch that I ordered in 2022, potentially making me one of the last people to ever get official yugo merchandise and I think that's a little funny

#lmao i dont know who to tell so here you go #phi.txt

[missingphi]

Ohhhh I'm getting to torment my coworker with bad fanfiction got me feeling

#hehehehehe im so happy to share babys first hyperfixation on god awful fanfiction #phi.txt

[missingphi]

...I feel like nobody is talking about the fact that Montrose has two tusks for a hand now

How does that even work??? How much of his hand is elephant tusk now?? Can he pick shit up with it??

#to be fair i was so distraught over Emerich's stunt that it kinda slid right past me lmao #taz steeplechase #taz steeplechase spoilers #montrose pretty

[missingphi]

Also since I arise from the depths of my own personal hell anyways what the fuck?

Hey, Krystal with a K? Are you ok? What the fuck was that about?

#WHAT THE FUCK #taz steeplechase #taz steeplechase spoilers #krystal with a k

[missingphi]

IM GOING TO FIGHT CLINT MCELROY FOR GIVING ME A FUCKING HEART ATTACK YOU CANT DO THAT TO ME

#I THOUGHT MY FAVORITE BOY WAS DEAD #YOU ASSHOLE #IM LEGITIMATELY FUCKING CRYING #THATS SO COOL THOUGH I WILL ADMIT #DONT FUCKING DO THAT TO ME EVER AGAIN #taz steeplechase #taz steeplechase spoilers #emerich dreadway #all caps

[missingphi]

WHAT THE FUCK

#WHO IS OUT HERE MAKING T REX GIRAFFES #WHAT THE FUCK STEEPLECHASE #taz steeplechase #taz steeplechase spoilers #all caps

[missingphi]

I love Emerich but I do agree that he is very bulliable

#taz steeplechase #taz steeplechase spoilers #emerich dreadway

[missingphi]

It's incredible that I'm still finding reasons you should never go to Steeplechase, I didn't realize child abandonment would be on that list

#did the parents die?? steeplechase is a hazard at the best of times i would not be surprised if that were the case #taz steeplechase #taz steeplechase spoilers

[missingphi]

KENSHAL DENTON YOU BITCH

#i mean. cant say i didnt expect him to backstab them but still #bastard man. stinky #taz steeplechase #taz steeplechase spoilers #kenshal denton #all caps

[missingphi]

POPPY DOESN'T EVEN GET PAID, MANS IS JUST WORKING IN STEEPLECHASE FOR FREE???

#taz steeplechase #taz steeplechase spoilers #taz poppy #all caps

[missingphi]

fuckin rich people and their weird ass birthday celebrations man

#taz steeplechase #taz steeplechase spoilers #kenshal denton

[missingphi]

YEAAAAAAAAAH DEEP DARK!!!!!

#BEST CHARACTER #LOVE DEEP DARK #taz steeplechase #taz steeplechase spoilers #deep dark #all caps

[missingphi]

I could probably start a bad sax drinking game with the amount of times Justin uses it and the amount of times it's fucking jumpscared me

#taz steeplechase #taz steeplechase spoilers

[missingphi]

....Well THATS not concerning at all.

#tf funny man do to my girl krystal with a k??? #taz steeplechase #taz steeplechase spoilers #krystal with a k

[missingphi]

FUNNY MAN????

HES BACK

AND HE KIDNAPPED KENSHAL DENTON

#FUNNY MAN BEST #taz steeplechase #taz steeplechase spoilers #taz funny man #kenshal denton #all caps