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i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life

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i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

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Honestly I think it’s so funny that in the Marvel universe, when someone’s really smart, they have like eight to twelve doctorates and they finished high school at age twelve.

And then over in the DC universe it’s like. This is Tim Drake. He’s a genius. He keeps cloning his loved ones. He dropped out of highschool. Over there is Barry Allen. He can reverse engineer a spaceship in less than a minute. He is such a good chemist he’s still going to be known as the best chemist in 4,000 years. He has a bachelor’s degree.

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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

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Turtles helping each other in times of need

(Source)

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website

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I heard you were a mafia boss

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Noooo dude, my evil clone is not targeting you because it would cause my utter demise pfft that's ridiculous... Stay safe though

#txt post

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my talents include:

listening to the same song for hours on end without getting bored

staying in bed for as long as possible and only being a little late

getting dizzy when I stand up

petting cats

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it's been nice knowing you all

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its always "what are your plans for the future, you should really be planning for the future" and never "wow that character you're obsessed with sounds so cool can you explain them to me. im sure you get them more than anyone else"

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the babies (dick grayson & bruce wayne) (please don't flop this took a stupid amount of time) (i used a different pen and im not a fan switch back to my bae 😒) (i looove dick grayson as robin)

#dick grayson #batman #dc robin

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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

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its so difficult to draw anatomy. and objects. and backgrounds. and clothing. and colors. and lighting. i honestly dont know how i ever managed to draw anything in my entire life

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onion not even doing satire at this point

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geto with space buns🧍‍♂️

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #geto suguru