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The most frustrating thing in the entire world is when the person you like flirts with another girl for the entire period then does that one thing that makes you rethink everything.any advice on how to deal with guys lol?

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shitty egg boyfriend. If you pick Cullen you get a wedding AND A DOG 

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Solas during the entire romance.

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I saw this on Facebook and just.. it’s so accurate for Solavellan.

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I'm gonna be totally honest with you, I'm on mobile and I followed you for your title and then knew I made the right choice when your banner loaded.

lol :) thanks for following!

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GUYS I REPOSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND A FEW MINUTES LATER PATRICK STUMP REPLIED TO MY TWEET WHEN I ASKED ABOUT HIM PERFORMING AT THE 1989 TOUR

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when the timer rings at the end of the last exam:

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Life would be 100x easier if I didn’t like people twice my age

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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TC ASK GAME!

1: Do you have any nicknames for your TC?

2: Is your TC in a relationship?

3: Your TC's hair color?

4: A song that reminds you of your TC?

5: Name 3 things you love about your TC.

6: Name a thing you dislike about your TC.

7: Best thing in your TC's looks?

8: When your TC is angry, what is he like?

9: Is your TC a cat person or a dog person?

10: Tell about an embarrassing moment with your TC.

11: Where would you take him/her on a date?

12: What kind of music your TC listens to?

13: Have you told to your friends about your TC?

14: Last text message from TC?

15: Age gap?

16: How often you see your TC?

17: How do you act around your TC?

18: How would you react if they confessed their love to you?

19: How does your TC act around you?

20: What is your TC's best outfit?

21: Is he/she a good teacher?

22: Do you tell your problems to your TC?

23: Does your TC have any nicknames for you?

24: Do you flirt with your TC?

25: Would you kiss your TC? What would the situation be like?

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sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested

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Part I

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When you find the writer who wrote a rude article on @taylorswift

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Part II

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American Dad Reenacted The Infamous Stone Cold Steve Austin/Vince McMahon Bedpan Scene

American Dad ended with a reenactment of Stone Cold Steve Austin hitting Vince McMahon over the head with a bedpan from a 1998 RAW episode.

View on Uproxx

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Tips for living alone

Buy a bat (I have my old color guard rifle) or similar. Keep it in your room/near your bed.

Get a lock for your bedroom door.

If you’re moving into a new place, change the locks. Who knows who had a key to your place before you.

Keep your phone/a phone in your room.

Get a weather alert system set up. App, weather call, little weather radio that tells you about major weather events.

Adopt a pet

Wave at your neighbors. Take note of the ones that make you uneasy. Watch out for kids always.

Be nice to your mail person. No matter what.

If you choose to drink/etc alone, unplug your wifi router. You’ll thank me.

Have extra seating. People sit when they visit. Your one comfy chair is great for you. Not so great for you + grandma + ur five cousins, your aunt, and a couple others.

Learn the self-Heimlich

When you take a shower, bring your phone to the bathroom in case you fall your phone is no longer halfway across the house, it’s just on your counter

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Idk what else