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the joy of creation :3 !! (anything worth doing is worth doing badly)

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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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girls night in the ancient tomb and we know fuck all

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I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

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Me, a week ago: I love spring time! It’s so magical!

Me, today: I must kill all pollen before it kills me.

#allergies #momo speaks

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another one

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when i say "romanticise the ordinary" i don't mean "hide all aspects of your life that do not fit under some kind of aesthetic" but rather "strive to find beauty in all the little things because i promise you, happiness can be found everywhere"

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the usa shouldn’t be the political and economic focal point of the entire fucking planet, actually

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I’ll fist fight you in the Denny’s parking lot (affectionate)

#momo speaks

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#the locked tomb #tlt

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#posts that made me cry

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i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

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I think one of my favorite DnD Things is when random rolls become retroactive Lore/Quirks for the character. Not even as a DM ruling, I mean something the whole table adopts organically, whether seriously or as a running joke.

A paladin I DMd for failing every single perception roll turned into him canonically needing glasses and not realizing it.

A combination of failed perception checks and concentration saves becoming a character having ADHD and that getting worked into the acting.

My gnome barbarian with low intimidation rolls despite doing/saying some actually terrifying things suddenly having a voice that cracks like the "WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! THAT YOUR ACTIONS!! HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!" kid when he shouts.

Or my favorite, my tabaxi artificer, Gus, comedically failing every religion check when it comes to praying so now it's a whole plot point that gods literally do not perceive him.

(Yes this is an invitation to reply or tell me in the tags if you've had any canon-altering rolls like this I love PC stories)

#one time my eladrin warlock rolled REALLY high on a charisma check and accidentally became the mayor of a town #protecting that town became her main character plot point that altered her whole character #on one throw away roll that wasn’t supposed to be meaningful