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If you ever feel like you’ve made bad decisions just remember that somewhere out there is a theatre director at an all-white high school about to choose the spring musical

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equal and opposite reactions to watching saw for the first time

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She took the pages.

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Dean Pelton when someone asks if he's gay

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

#BIG HUGS FOR U SAV AS ALWAYS MWAH 💕💕

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WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN

#as someone with hoarding tendencies i love big long evil closet #so much room for storage #only downside is no windows but maybe big long evil closet has windows

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always get a large sized drink. you don’t know what life has in store

#op you're so fucking right

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small talk? it was quite big to me. i love you

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Flea circuses would pop the fuck off on youtube shorts

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i think i would enjoy grazing. were i a cow ...

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Everybody do the wenis!

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#EVERYBODY DO THE WENIS !!! #game changer

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#toilet cleaning gang rise uppppppp #i'm a janitor for a living so that's just my everyday #and it's Easy Shit !!!!!

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#i am putting u in a ghibli movie :3 #i am setting u down in that flower field in howls moving castle

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when you're sick you're either a prince moder or a dog moder. prince moding is when you demand many little treats, drinks etc. i personally prefer to drag myself off to a secluded corner to either die or recover, aka dog moding

#i also go man flu mode #where i'm not actually THAT sick but i act like a plague has befallen my soul #and i say 'i don't feel good :(' as much as humanly possible

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