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want to feel old? go to the beach

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mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little

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you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

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I've been feeling like golbo (by @zooliminology) lately

(+a long legs with a cinder block)

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i always forget how revitalizing doing gay shit is until i do gay shit and im like ohhhhhh right im gay

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adam in that one scene

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Ripe summer tomatoes🍅 so so fresh, not a single sign of mold

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you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

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anerican choese

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couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work

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who's with me

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heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver

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i think what ppl who don't like cats do not understand is a cat will scuffle with u even if it likes u. sometimes more. a cat biting you or kicking you isn't because they hate u its because they are little predator animals and they like to play. they're also 2 feet tall and don't have hands and their mouth is the only thing they can Get Stuff with and it's full of tiny razor teeth. not their fault!!