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The next installment of Vantablack is probably Armand showing up to the house to shoot and Lestat is right there in the front entryway arguing with Marius, having a tantrum and gesticulating as he speaks, completely ass naked while Marius is just standing there like

all he wants to do is go in his office and catch up on his paperwork because he has 100 things to do but Lestat is like his golden boy bread & butter and sometimes he has to just let Lestat scream it out in the foyer because it's just the cost of doing business at this point. Lestat is never going to actually walk off the job but letting him rant and rail ultimately gets the day wrapped up faster. the sooner Marius can placate him, the sooner they can get back to shooting.

anyway he's really upset because he hates the new camera guy Daniel; last time he gave Lestat a double chin, he doesn't understand Lestat's angles at all and how do you expect me to work like this Marius I cannot work like this I am not feeling sexy I'm not in the fucking mood anymore Marius!

imagine i post the long awaited sequel to vantablack but there's no smut in it and it's just about marius drinking stale microwaved coffee and catching up on his quickbooks bc tbh thats all i think about and it's where my passion actually lies.

#vantablack AU

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i'm rereading vantablack for the 1000th time and i'm thinking about how marius is a lil insistent when offering armand some water, like. i know i'm probably just reading way too much into it but do you think marius would be the type to kind of humiliate him like that, having armand drink a little too much water for comfort and then pressing down on his lower belly to make his bladder ache while he's fucking him? maybe making him have an accident lol? all the while retaining plausible deniability ofc, he was just being a good respectable host not letting his guest go thirsty etc. lmao sorry! one more horny marius thought ig ^_^

yknow i was fuckin screaming because I witnessed people on discord talking about Vantablack and the person said "Is that the one where Marius keeps trying to give him water?" sdgkjldsgjklasdg AND LIKE ??

happy accident I JUST WANTED HIM TO SEEM LIKE WAY TOO FRIENDLY, I didn't realize that it became a remarkable feature of "that fic where he keeps trying to give Armand water" sdgkjdlasg BUT NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT

yea he does stuff like this. 100%. the bathroom studio is not an accident, and watersports are an entire subgenre of Marius's business.

The thing about Armand as an asset for Marius's brand is also that like, he's such a naive virgin and Marius wants to exploit that. As Armand gains more and more experience he's going to have to keep pushing the envelope to elicit reactions of genuine shock. If he gets too comfortable being debauched (regular style) he's gonna have to start being pissed on/in or being forced to have accidents. :) :) :) :)

growing up in a weird sex-shame cult is hard enough but once Armand starts getting acclimated to his new job and doing some work on himself I think it will be easier for him to embrace sexuality because he can see that regular people in the real world have sexuality and it's okay, but Bathroom Stuff is private and shameful even to open-minded and liberated folks. It's such a deeply vulnerable space to occupy! So humiliating! So infantilizing! Such a VISCERAL loss of control wow!!!

thank u so much, this is lovely to ponder. :D

#vantablack au #marius/armand #stuff i wrote #simple italian perv

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BTW PLEASE TELL ME IF SOMETHING I SEND IS EVER TOO MUCH omg

djsglasdg i have no limits boundaries or shame dont worry :)

if I ever don't post an ask I'm either sitting on it because I need to marinate or I was sitting on it to marinate and the ADHD goblins got the best of me and I forgot 😂 don't ever assume you have been too atrocious to publish.

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Marius is a jerk, Marius is terrible, blah blah- whatever, have you also considered that Marius is kind of a goober?

Like this is a man who:

invited people over for parties but instead of interacting with them sat in a corner painting the wall

threw food out the window of a ship with Avicus and Mael as they laughed like frat boys on a booze cruise

upon discovering his mind powers, orchestrated a meetup in the backyard with Avicus and Mael so he could try setting multiple rats on fire and exploding them with his mind

had a meltdown because his art wasn’t good enough

had a meltdown because his art was too good

got so horny for Botticelli, a man he’d spoken to once at that point, that he dramatically roamed the streets of Florence in such agony over whether or not to turn him that two baby vampires came and found him and were like ‘dude what’s your deal leave him alone’

walked the streets of Venice searching people’s minds to see if they thought he was hot and then strutted around preening when they did

ordered every single item of clothing in his wardrobe in red (which was totally fucking weird for the 15th century) just because it was his favorite color and then proceeded to walk around like some renaissance version of Clifford the Big Red Dog

flew back and forth between Venice and Florence for days so he could perfect his fanart of Procession of the Magi

got so horny for Bianca he roamed the countryside whining and, I quote, “sometimes pounding my forehead with the heels of my palms”

slapped on as much foundation as a teenager in 2008 with a pot of Dream Matte Mousse and was positively tickled when it settled into his wrinkles

And then after all of this goes home to write in his journal like “dear diary, it’s me, Marius, reminding myself that though I might look hot, smell good, and dress like a cashmere velvet candy cane, I am evil and I should feel bad.”

Like babes…you sure you’re not catholic? Because that is lot of guilt you have there, you big old weirdo. Get therapy.

#SHE DOESNT LOOK LIKE MY WIFE #BUT SHE'S STILL NICE #it's the best part he's my fav

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Our lovely psychopath 

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“Killing is no ordinary act. One doesn’t simply glut oneself on blood. It is the experience of another’s life for certain, and often the experience of the loss of that life through the blood, slowly. It is again and again the experience of that loss of my own life, which I experienced when I sucked the blood from Lestat’s wrist and felt his heart pound with my heart. It is again and again a celebration of that experience; because for vampires that is the ultimate experience.”

— Louis de Pointe du Lac, Interview with the Vampire

#this fucks me up lol

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do you ever stop and remember that the Galra had extremely advanced medical tech and the only reason Shiro came away with scars was because they chose not to heal him because im

#sheith #do you ever think about how they must have painstakingly recreated the scars on each of the clones #have you ever thought about the gambling economy around the arena fights and how they wouldve treated shiro as an entertainment asset #TTSR

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my instagram explore page loves showing me those like erotic dark romance novel tiktoks and i really have to wonder: why do all these straight women desperately want to fuck a mafia boss

#horses vs unicorns analogy for kink is genius !

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making a powerpoint to explain tvc to my spn friends was such a good idea bc now when we go to an art museum i get to point at paintings of jesus being crucified and go “this is how it feels to be a marius girlie on twitter” and they all laugh

#🫢🫢 #me lol #Anyway imagine having no taste LOL

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anon you’re fucking with me bc I used to work on cruise ships right? You know how many times I witnessed this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#You’re so correct bestie!! TRUE 2 LIFE!

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I’m a horny and inventive person but even I have my limits so don’t be shy to send me Marius hornyposts that I can have on deck to drop out during s2 so that we can cure the morbs 😂

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armand doodle I did couple of months ago,inspired by the word‘baroque’

#Oh my god he’s so cute are you kidding #the lil nose! #armand #armand fanart #vampire chronicles

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