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I was too at that point 🤣
Agatha: idiots. idiots everywhere…
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I am screaming
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Leave us!! 🤣🤣
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😂 hihihi…
agatha: if i died, how much would you miss me?
dracula: it's cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.
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Yes, am going to reblog all of these, they are gold and made my evening 🤣🤣🤣!!!
villager: we have your hellhound
agatha: i don't have a dog
villager: then what did we just try to appease with our choicest cuts of beef only to be growled and stared at in the most condescending fashion?
agatha: you have my husband
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My favorite trope is Guy Gets Absolutely Wrecked By A Girl And Immediately Decides She’s The Love Of His Life
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dracula: i am trying to reproduce but it's very difficult when you are alone
agatha: if you so much as look at me right now, i will end you for good
dracula: come on, you've been thinking about it
agatha: strictly in terms of a scientific experiment
dracula: as opposed to my lifelong ambition to turn castle dracula into a daycare?
agatha: (glancing around) well, childproofing alone would take a century
dracula: excuses excuses
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Bwahaha 🤣😂🤣 very much so!!!
agatha: (introducing dracula) my pet project
dracula: (pointing at agatha) comfort food
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🤣😂🤣 Vincent!!
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Vincent Price muppet from a Sesame Street parody of PBS' show Mystery (which he hosted at the time).
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Happy birthday!!!! 🥳🥳🥳
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Happy Birthday to Claes 🎉🥳
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Bwahaha 🤣😂
Absolutely how it went though !!
dracula: finally a worthy human i can toy with
agatha: finally a fully functioning undead i can toy with
dracula: *laughs*
agatha: *laughs*
dracula: wait what
agatha: *sets him on fire*
agatha: *pulls notebook from pocket*
agatha: now describe how you feel
dracula: in love
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Bwahaha 🤣
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Agatha & Dracula + ‘pet names’
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🫶🫶🫶
Reblog needed!
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Dracula: The Dark Compass (2020)
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This is life 👆🏻
I never even considered that but now it’s #canon for me!!
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Whumptober 2020 : No 1. LET’S HANG OUT SOMETIME
Waking Up Restrained | Shackled | Hanging
For some reason I really thought Agatha was going to tip the barrel she stood on during that scene because… surely he wouldn’t let her just die…
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😍😍😍
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The real OTP commits to all four. (insp)
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I was re-watching the end of Dracula 2020, the Dark Compass, last night and I must have been in a facetious mood because during one of my favourite scene - beautiful music, no dialogue - I had this one that popped into my mind.
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- What the fuck do you want?!
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- You know what I want.
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- Well, you can kiss my arse…
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- You only have to ask…
[I probably should apologise to someone but I must say I really am not sorry. Even if it is a terrible joke. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]
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