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Man this guy doesn’t even know sasuke’s name.

#joe biden

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i have rule i semi-adhere to for media criticism which is to ideologically meet shit where it's at (or where it's presented to me). i like to call it the "i didn't make you market it that way" rule--like, if lancer's union was just presented as a sci-fi setting, that would be fine. i don't expect all sci-fi settings to be communist utopias! but when the creators of lancer use the word utopia like 20 times & bandy around words like 'mutual aid' and 'post-scarcity' and 'anticapitalist' when describing it, then to me that becomes absolutely fair game. similarly if someone says 'stardew valley is fun i like farming :)' then i'm not gonna reply with a long post about how it's ideologically petty-bourgeois--but if they say 'stardew valley is anticapitalist', then they've opened up that can of worms and it's fair for me to point out that the worms exist.

#barbie

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Did you know Mr. Worldwide is a big animal rights supporter? Google PETA Pitbull to learn more!

#pitbull #peta

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Rob Zombie making brownies

EGGS milk and flour BAKE for half an hour and FROST with the back of my SPATULA

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Rob Zombie making brownies

EGGS milk and flour BAKE for half an hour and FROST with the back of my SPATULA

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Alright, im sick of your antics *banishes you from my realm*

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Tumblr shows that the best way to get queer people to like your show is to not put any explicitly queer people in it. So long as nothing is canon, they will 'Candle Cove' up a whole entire show with EXCELLENT queer representation out of nothing. If you put actual canon queer representation into it, you'll get ripped to shreds for being problematic about it.

#that getting ripped to shreds part that happened to my buddy Riverdale

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Jon Burgerman - Camouflage 3, 2021

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*goes the future and i see someone cloned myself so like 20% of the population is me and there’s now racism now specifically directed at my clone race and it hurts my feelings so i go back in the time machine crying*

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*goes the future and i see someone cloned myself so like 20% of the population is me and there’s now racism now specifically directed at my clone race and it hurts my feelings so i go back in the time machine crying*

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[people in the 1800s every time they rewound their watch] don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

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We didn't start the fire

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

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The queen is dead, long live the queen!!

#trisha paytas #queen elizabeth

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🦀🦀🦀CRABS AT THE READY🦀🦀🦀

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🦀🦀🦀CRABS AT THE READY🦀🦀🦀

#queen elizabeth

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Mousegirl conspiracy theorist handing you a folder of documents "And remember: This is just the tip of the miceberg."