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mortis-tea · 2 years

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And btw, a massive fuck you to every single youtube clips channel clickbaiting a mans death and his friends reactions to it. I am genuinely wishing so much hatred and ill will upon you.

#technoblade #i am not a religious person BUT there is a special place in hell for these people i swear

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if you would like, you can leave a message for his family on hypixel. let them know how beloved he was, and how much he will be missed

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and you know what some people are saying it too nice for me so fuck you if you bring this up on stream to anyone. burn.

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thank you technoblade for everything you’ve done and everything you are. you brought joy to millions even in your toughest days and that will never be forgotten. i hope you rest easy

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mortis-tea · 2 years

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Animatic frame redraw - The Cave

#3lsmp #insp

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mortis-tea · 2 years

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silly little boat boys doing origami

[rbs > likes]

#ooooooomg this is adorable ;w;#double life

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mortis-tea · 2 years

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really shotuout to martyn double life for managing to not only be divorced before he's even met his soulmate, but for also causing pearls divorce in the process. this man has a 200% divorce rate.

#double life

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best duos be like, becomes yellow

#double life

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My annual Grumbot redraw! Been drawing the lad every year since Grian featured my art in his video (I will cherish this moment forever in my heart-)

#hermitcraft #<33 #insp

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mortis-tea · 2 years

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can't believe big "kissed a frog" b and ren "beat the shit out of a frog" dog are soulmates. opposites attract <3

[video description/transcript:

Two clips from session 1 of Double Life SMP. The first clips is from BigB's episode and shows him in a grassy plains biome, having just spotted a frog.

A "Seek" goat horn sound, a long, harsh bellow, plays as BigB crouches down to look at the frog.

BigB: Oh! (gasps) A frog! Oh! Oh, wait...

A "Ponder" goat horn sound, which resembles a fanfare, plays.

BigB: If I... If i give you a little kiss... would you turn into my soulmate?

He makes a kiss sound, which is edited to have reverb, and the camera briefly zooms in on the frog.

BigB: You didn't.

The second clip is from Ren's episode and shows him and Scott in a grassy plains biome. Ren has just spotted a frog in the distance and runs over to it.

Scott: Yeah, there's just— Ren: Dude, there's a frog over there! Scott: Yeah, there was— Ren: What happens when you kill a frog? Hello.

He punches the frog.

Scott: Nothing. Ren: Nothing? Scott: Don't murder it, no, don't murder it. Ren: Do you get anything out of it? Hold on.

Ren takes out his wooden axe and hits the frog with it.

Scott: L—not a single thing. No, don't—

Ren kills the frog.

Scott, distraught: No! Ren: (laughs) Grian, in the distance: What?!

end VD/transcript.]

#double life #THANK U FOR CLIPPING THESE TOGETHER <3

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mortis-tea · 2 years

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i love the inherent silliness in mcyt fandoms so much. like sometimes you get stuff like "the fushion between salmon and cod caused the apocalypse" and you just gotta like. work with that

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