mothmoira

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just imagine

percy and annabeth in their 40s having teenagers.

3 to 4 hyper, witty, extremely intelligent teenagers. with powers.

imagine them all stuffed into the car for long roads trips since they can’t fly. imagine them in a heated match of pool volleyball. imagine them on opposing sides of capture the flag at camp

oh gods…imagine family game night

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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

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Percy Jackson celebrates fathers day by buying a card and chucking straight into the ocean.

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rick sometimes reminds me of a hormonal teenage girl (i say this as someone who was once a hormonal teenage girl)

like tell me this isn’t every 15 year old

a lot of people: hey!! we love new characters, but we actually don’t want jason’s pov right now, we want per-

rick: FINE THEN HE’ll JUST DIE

us:

us: um? that’s not-

rick: *storms away*

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HES SO GAY

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reminder that body language analysis is a pseudoscience and means nothing

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just found this screen cap in my gallery and it seems too appropriate

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Girls don’t want a Watcher subscription.

Girls want The Hot Daga to come back.

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I got stabbed in the back like Julius Caesar

I need a new comfort channel



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Watcher literally be like

Custom puppets - $200

Mystery Files corkboard - $40

Beer - $14

Gold-flaked caviar - $2500

Someone please help us budget this, our employees are starving

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ROBBED of Leo and Nico grieving Jason together!!

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percy is the dad who can’t remember any of his kids’ friends names

percabeth daughter: hey dad, can kate come over later?

percy: who’s that?

percabeth daughter: what do you me- dad she came over for dinner last week. the one who rides with us all the time to dance class? the one with dark hair and glasses who comes over all the time?

percy: …not ringing a bell

annabeth: *rolling her eyes in background*

percabeth daughter: dad you watched a basketball game with her dad last month? he’s the one who brought the steaks he grilled

percy: oh yeah! steak guy! he was great. you know, i think he has a daughter your age

percabeth daughter: *looks to annabeth*

annabeth: in my defense, your father is very handsome

percy: *confidently smiles*

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“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”

My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding

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you want me to collect a hades mythomagic figurine? the thing that killed bianca di angelo?

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Would you rather have the Kryptonite that makes Superman gay, or the one that makes Superman high?

the one that makes superman high this was so easy