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btw i want to confess that the kars piss kink fic became an inside joke for years. we call it skc(pk) for short. youre like a piss legend

This is the funniest shit I've heard in a long time. I'm glad my most favoured post is the most liked.

More power to ya mx Anonymous

Several years gone by but that fic still holds up.

#kars x reader #jojo fanfic #degeneracy

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Hello I’m back from the dead to post frequently again 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

Sorry for like disappearing for a while, I just finished college and was trying to get my life together and focus on my art for a bit (still no job for now tho 💔)

But I’m back now and ready to write again, with some updates to my fandom list such as Baldur’s gate 3!! 🫶 So please feel free to drop some requests in my inbox!

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Well time to get in on this, soon OP will have to obey to the Tumblr gods, lest's keep this going!

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

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HOUSE OF THE DRAGON S1E06, The Princess and the Queen 

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Them: my dog doesn’t bite!

Their dog:

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i don't like you

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Thanks @zip-shizz for the tag, had so much fun uwu.

Do not trigger this innocent looking trap, or it's demonic counterpart will practice vore on you ùwú.

I'll alsp taaag..

@mavzoon

Tag game 🧝🏻‍♀️

Tagged by @annoyingstarfishluminary. Thank you, fantastic creature! 🌙

We made picrews of us and our elven forms. We hope that you will find them cute!

✨ Karina:

✨ Sophie:

We tag these fairies, elves and other magical creatures:

@blaster-lunaz @kakyoin-shades @frozenzippers @wes-bluemarine-hoe @gio-is-writing @alittlewhitetulip @artsyisartsy @amethystsoda @jootdioodle @softwhitetea @vyglitchcraft @im-rora

- Love, K&S ❤️

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Threesome with master Kakyoin and Jotaro

So uhm, my dear friend and love of my life, @mavzoon​, has forwarded a request to me bc it is with a male reader. I hope the person, who requested it, ain’t mad that they didn’t write it.

So enjoy being a kitten on a leash, waiting for your masters Kakyoin and Jotaro to come home.

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Outtakes at the bottom, bc they were funny

You are sitting in the living room, naked, being a good boy waiting for your masters to come home: the door creaks and opens. Jotaro and Kakyoin come into the house and ask for your presence. You meow as a sign of horniness and crawl on all four to your masters. "Were you a good boy for us, my kitten?", Jotaro asks. You nod and purr as Kakyoin takes the leash and guides you to the bedroom onto the bed. "Normally you aren't allowed up there; you know that but today is your lucky day. So, open our belts, my little kitten," You unbuckle their belts and pull down their pants. Their erected cocks slap against your face and rest on you. You can feel their heat and the blood, pulsing through their thick juicy meat. You drool in lust as you feel how your pathetic little dick stands up. You purr and meow as you stick your wet drooling tongue out to taste their cocks. They taste like sweaty and dirty, which makes you even hornier. You lick and suck on both to hear them moan. Jotaro's deep voice sends shivers down your spine and up your dick. He pushes Kakyoin's cock away and uses your whole mouth now, and pushes his thick dick into your mouth, making your drool all over the place. Kakyoin waits impatiently and begins to stroke your cock, making you already precum from all that lust and horniness. "Hey Jotaro, why don't you occupy his ass and let me have his wet mouth. I need a replacement for a pussy. Haven't had one in a long time," the suggestion of Kakyoin makes you even more erect and excited, your eyes widening at the thought of Jotaro's thick cock inside of your tight ass. "Yare yare daze. Here, have it," Jotaro says and goes around to grab your ass cheeks, smacking them as you begin to taste Kakyoin's cock and tip again. The tip is especially sensitive and makes him moan so loudly; it is giving him so much pleasure feeling your rough tongue on his meat. Your body thrusts forth and back as Jotaro picks up the force with which Jotaro spanks you. He grabs onto his dick and strokes it, to get your saliva on his hand, with which he now fingers your butthole to lube it up, just from his fingers you try to moan, but Kakyoin's cock is pushing way too hard down your throat. He thrusts back and forth, quickening his pace, panting already. Your eyes roll up as Jotaro hits your prostate and massages it. "Mmmm, does that feel good, kitty boy?" You can only nod weakly; your voice got entirely cut off by Kakyoin's dick thrusting deep down into your throat. Jotaro didn't hear you and spanks you very hard as a punishment, leaving a red mark behind, giving you shivers and making your dick precum even more. Jotaro rubs your prostate harder, making it sore and before you can even try to moan, you can feel how your cum shoots out, and your dick erupts like a volcano, making your whole body feel like you got struck by lightning. Which makes it even better, is that Kakyoin moaned so loud and deep, he shot his cum down your throat, pushing his cock as deep into you as possible. "Oh fuck yes, you are such a good cum dumpster," you can feel how his cum is filling up your stomach, almost enlarging it. But Kakyoin won't stop, he still thrusts and pushes his cock down and up, creating even more pleasure for him and you. The cum flow won't even stop, which is good. Jotaro baths his fingers in it, lubing his cock up and pushing his tip against your stretched entrance. With great force he pushes his thick cock into your ass, moaning he shouts: "Mmmm, yes, good kitty boy. Be a good fuckhole for your masters." His big cock pushes to your limit, making you ache a bit. You can feel how the pain and pleasure are making you precum again. They both thrust into you at the same time, making you arch your back and making you go numb. You are now just a numb fleshlight, giving your masters pleasure. They both moaning gives you so many shivers; your cock is twitching so much as they hold you in the air and thrust into you, making you gag and try to gasp for air. They have quickened their speed and deepened their monas. With one last powerful thrust, they both go as deep into you as possible, shooting their cum deep down your body. They let you fall onto the bed and take out their red, sore, with cum covered cocks, and let you lick the rest of it off. You break down, and you can feel how excess cum is flowing out of every hole you have. The upcoming cum in your throat makes you gag, and you spit out a bit of cum, making your masters 'aww' at that sight. "You were such a good kitty, we love you, (y/n)," said Kakyoin in the softest and sweetest voice you have ever heard. Jotaro spanks your ass one last time and says: "Yes, kitty boy, you rly were great. You gave your masters so much pleasure, thank you." Their compliments make you blush so much; this was the only thing you rly wanted in life.

Outtakes: *Jotaro's deep voice sends shivers down spain *Kakyoin moaned so loud and deep, he shot his cum down your throat, pushing his cock as deep into you as possible. "Ah yes.. no one can deflect the emerald jizz"

#jotaro x kakyoin x male reader #jotaro x kakyoin #jotaro x male reader #kakyoin x male reader

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Sucking Kars’ cock (piss kink)

I have also made a version of it with a piss kink, since that was my original fantasy. It is on my ao3 account tho, enjoy!

Sucking Kar’s cock (piss kink)

#kars x reader

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Sucking Kars cock

So this is Kars x Reader. Theoretically I started it with M/M, but I only described the reader’s dick in the first 2 paragraphs, so it can also be gender neutral.

Okay so, Kars is on his way to Joseph Joestar to beat his ass. And on the way he is encountering you.

Kars is on his way to Joseph Joestar to beat his ass, and you encounter Kars. His menacing body gives you the chills. You can feel how a cold rush is going through your body, tingling every nerve cell of yours. You stare at his beautiful body and his tight abs. You can feel how the blood flows out of your brain and directly into your little cock, letting you drool all over yourself. "What in the fuck are you doing," asks Kars. You have no brain power anymore to answer; all you can think of is his cock in your mouth. You walk forward and kneel before him, begging him for his massive dick. He stares down on you, his eyes filling with lust. You can see how his bulge is getting bigger and bigger. "So, you think you are rly worthy of my meat," you nod and see him beginning to smile. His deep laughter is making your little cock even harder. "Then strip for me, you little slut" his wish is your command. You slowly take off your shirt, and then your pants., revealing your hard, throbbing cock. He lifts his loincloth and shows you his half-erect veiny cock. You stare at it as you drool, robbing forward to him, and feeling the warmth of his giant cock on your face. It is so big that the tip reaches your chin. Kars holds your head and opens your mouth, nearly ripping your jaw apart, but he shows no mercy. Your saliva is flowing out of your mouth, and you wriggle your tongue around his cut, tasty tip. The feeling of your tongue on his sensitive tip is making him moan, the deep sounds of him penetrate your eardrums, sending shivers down your spine. You hold his cock up and begin to lick more, beginning from his balls up to his tip, making every inch of it wet. You can feel how the blood pumps through his veins, increasing with his moans. His thick cock is getting stiffer and stiffer, with every lick of yours. You suck and pull on his testicles, making him moan even more. You lick one last time, all the way up to his tip, and then open your mouth, creating a big hole, and try to take in, but only the tip of his cock is fitting. The tightness of your little mouth is clenching onto his tip, making him moan loud and intensely. "Is that all you can do, little slut?" he says as he tries to push his thick and long meat down your throat, making you gag, but he shows no mercy, he keeps on pushing, going into you balls deep. His moans are so deep and intense. It's sending shivers down your spine again. Kars pushes his hips forth and backwards, rubbing his dick on the inside of your throat. Your thicc saliva is creating good lube for his dry cock. The pain generated by his thiccness is making you tear up, but you like it so much. His tasty cock is everything what you ever wanted in your life, and now your dream came finally true. His moaning is getting more and more intense, and his thrusts are getting harder and harder, he must be close. Your throat is aching and expanding, wanting to swallow his cock. You can feel how the tears are running down your cheeks, but you like it so much. "Mmm your tight little throat is clenching onto my dick so good, I will cum down your throat, and you will enjoy it," With a massive, loud moan, he shoots his cream down your throat, and you can feel how the salty sauce is covering your throat from the inside, making you gag on it. Kars holds his cock a few more seconds in your throat, before taking it out. As he does, the rest of his delicious cum is flowing out of your mouth, and you break down, laying on the floor, looking down. He pants and huffs, and lets out a few more shots of cum, landing on your naked body. "I must thank you, brave little whore," he whispers in your ear, giving you one last shiver before he leaves to fight Joseph.

#kars x reader

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Rules

Edited June 24th 2020

I will only write M/M since I am one of the gays

You can ofc request for any smuts or so

Please specify what exactly you want and how kinky

I am fine with every kink, since I have nearly every kink

Please do not kink shame since I want this blog to be as community friendly as possible :)

Idc how many ppl you want in your smut

Requests will take time to get done, bc me is slow and I don’t have much time

I will also write fluff (altho it might not be that good)

I am a beginner in writing so i do apologize if it might not meet your expectations

Please state if I shall censor your username when you request as non-anomynous

I also write noncon and dubcon and those will end up on my AO3 account

I will NOT write smut with underaged characters

I normally write just my fantasies, but I can write for the fandom JJBA, since I rly rly fucking like it (I will NOT write for Alessi, he a nono)

Please let me know if there are specific things you rly don’t wanna see in the smut.

#blogrules

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Masterlist

Edited June 24th 2020

Request I have done:

Threesome Kakyoin x Jotaro x Male Reader (written on July 6th 2020)

My sexual fantasies:

Sucking Kars’ cock (written on June 28th 2020)

Sucking Kars’ cock (piss kink) (written on June 28th 2020)

Kidnapped for Pleasure (written on June 24th 2020)

The new career (written on May 24th 2020)

Eternal Punishment (written on March 7th 2020)