Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me
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I am NOT a fungus I do NOT like it damp humid I don’t creeping around the walls. Im not mold
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molly reaction image made by me..... she shall not say slurs so its deviating from the original
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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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which is definitely not an omen
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Important advice! Remember to never communicate! Use only coded signals and then get frustrated if people don't do exactly what you want! They definitely know exactly what you mean and are pretending not to because they have beef with you! Also you should eat every AAA battery you see!
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Ink Demon and his silly forms
Bonus bendy boy
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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Just a note that it’s still crossing boundaries if you’re doing it as a “joke”.
By this, I mean things like messing up someone’s organization because you think their distress isn’t serious and it’s funny to get a rise out of them. Or things like using a nickname someone has asked you not to use because you think it’s funny.
You’re not funny. It’s actually a really shitty thing to do. It’s not up to you to decide how valid or real someone’s distress is. If they tell you to stop, then stop.
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how to prank an entire train station
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yeah you're "punk" but are you normal about deformed people?
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free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it
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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least
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tried to google search for that post that's like.. something about squids and it goes "the squirterrrrrrrrr" and believe it or not that did not show me the thing i was looking for
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