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This is an actual Canadian Senator

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does he want to play?

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hockey: a haiku

oh my fucking god

don’t touch my fucking goalie

you huge piece of shit

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the noise i made was not heterosexual

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remember this poetic image.....

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might be THE funniest thing artbutmakeitsports has done yet...

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Not that one, not that one, not that one, not that one, not that one, not that one, THAT ONE!! 

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'go me? that's what I thought.'

#kniesy!!!

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leafs still alive for real?!!!?!!?

#leafs still alive real!!! #I'm not going to lb them bc I don't want to curse them #not that they haven't cursed themselves but you know

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Sway looking at the ref like😶

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April 28th 2024 best hockey tweet of the day

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tennis

#he is a tennis boy #what's he doing in that hockey gear

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it's always so funny to me when you get a post game media duo where one is in a full suit and the other is in an undershirt

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2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs: Round 1, Game 5 Predators @ Canucks | April 30, 2024

#this gif is biblical to me #smth smth captain's burden smth smth

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if i had a nickel for every time i got emotional about a kid from the desert deciding to play hockey and ended up with the maple leaf on his chest, i would have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice.

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jake mccabe first career playoff goal after never playing playoff hockey until he came to the leafs…. this is everything to me okay