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body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

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Whenever I move to a new place, I always bake my favorite cookie recipe to make it feel more like home.

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When your favorite tv show ends and you don’t know what to do

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I had forgotten what getting my period full on was like, and now I regret taking out my IUD. Someone shoot me please.

#period #cramps #girl problems

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listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

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realizing its 3 am on a school night

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i LOVE BEING IN BED !!!!!! i love being all cuddly and warm and curling up into a ball and feeling tiny !!!!! this is what life’s about !!!!!!!!!!!

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sleepy on main

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I need a bf

B - billion

F - fucking dollars