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murderballadeer · 12 minutes
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high of 7c today... why does god want me to suffer
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murderballadeer · 41 minutes
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i wanna know what everyone’s majors are mutuals i want to know i love you and i’m interested
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murderballadeer · 1 hour
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bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨
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murderballadeer · 2 hours
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Kermit the Frog Stained Glass Window.
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This may be at the Center for Puppetry Arts in Atlanta.
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murderballadeer · 12 hours
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april albums yayyy april albums
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murderballadeer · 12 hours
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little princess
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murderballadeer · 13 hours
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in the meantime tho here's this
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murderballadeer · 13 hours
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"she arrives in all her splendour each night at nine o'clock/her chariot is a cross-town bus that stops right down the block/now the old piano minstrel plays her tune as she walks in/and the queen of the silver dollar's home again"
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"your halo is the neon/your harp, a jukebox song/your heaven is the honky-tonk, you love to live so wrong/i know you're not much angel/as a saint you'd gain no fame/my angel's kind of tarnished/but i love her just the same"
you get what i mean. hopefully
still looking for other songs that share the vibe of queen of the silver dollar by emmylou harris and tarnished angel by george jones btw
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murderballadeer · 13 hours
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still looking for other songs that share the vibe of queen of the silver dollar by emmylou harris and tarnished angel by george jones btw
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murderballadeer · 13 hours
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(old yiddish curse voice) may all of your inside joke posts breach mutual circle containment and may people with multiple paragraph tumblr bios read them in the worst faith possible
#:/
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murderballadeer · 13 hours
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forgot how good this one is. sorry.
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murderballadeer · 13 hours
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like dgmw i am a judgmental bitch at times but this particular discourse cycle is one i have no interest in there are few things i care about less than whether or not the average tumblr user is a loser shut-in or conversely a degenerate party animal
fundamentally i just think it's silly to care a ton about whether people on tumblr dot com of all websites smoke or drink or go to parties & that goes in both directions like it's lame to go "omg everyone on here is such a loser bc 40% of tumblr users have never smoked" but it's also lame to go "omg everyone on here is so gross and degenerate and not enlightened like me bc they drink alcohol" like it's just fundamentally a who give a shit kind of situation
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murderballadeer · 13 hours
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fundamentally i just think it's silly to care a ton about whether people on tumblr dot com of all websites smoke or drink or go to parties & that goes in both directions like it's lame to go "omg everyone on here is such a loser bc 40% of tumblr users have never smoked" but it's also lame to go "omg everyone on here is so gross and degenerate and not enlightened like me bc they drink alcohol" like it's just fundamentally a who give a shit kind of situation
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murderballadeer · 14 hours
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why is half my instagram explore page just modern family clips with turkish subtitles
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murderballadeer · 14 hours
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this is making me want to rip my hair out lol it's about a woman who was left with no job, no savings and several kids bc she was a tradwife stay at home mom with no job and her husband left her. but sure let's make it about your weird mra fantasy about how millions of men are being made destitute by their evil ex wives who take all their money for no reason just bc the court system is controlled by the feminist dictatorship or whatever
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murderballadeer · 14 hours
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“In Montréal spring is like an autopsy. Everyone wants to see the inside of the frozen mammoth. Girls rip off their sleeves and the flesh is sweet and white, like wood under green bark. From the streets a sexual manifesto rises like an inflating tire, “the winter has not killed us again!””
— Leonard Cohen, “Beautiful Losers”
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murderballadeer · 14 hours
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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas
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