what the actual FUCK!
There’s something intriguing, yet fundamentally wrong about watching chocolate bunnies melt.
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oh you can just fuck right off
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name: Richita Mercheep
class: Ranger
race: Ratfolk
religion: none/philosophy “help those who help you”
Alignment: Chaotic neutral
Summary: Fully aware of her small size and relative vulnerability, she prefers to stick to the shadows and use chaos and calamity to her advantage. She’ll attempt to scare enemies into attacking each other in a panic rather than taking them head on. She prefers the company of wild animals to people (seeing as her race is typically viewed as vermin and is often discriminated against) and sticks to the woods.
She takes jobs for coin when she has the opportunity and is willing to work with others, if it suits her.
She gets especially giddy if she realizes her enemy has a phobia of rodents or if she finds a box. Boxes are nice.
She is very loyal to those she considers allies and see’s betrayal as the ultimate sin. Betraying her in any fashion will lead to your immediate alienation, or in extreme cases, your death.
I am actually a giant nerd who likes DnD oops
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Snorlax Print by Tom Ledin
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so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”
thats it
the dad joke to end all dad jokes
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