mxrkp

[mxrkp]

Send me a ♫ I’ll shuffle my ipod/MP4 whatever song comes up first will be the song your muse hears my muse singing

“Hey baby love I need a girl like you but tell me if you feel it too, I’m in delusion every minute every hour, my heart is crying out for you.” Cantó divertido estando en la ducha y pronto cuando pudo escuchar que alguien irrumpió la habitación su baño, sin interés se dio la vuelta y comenzó a bailar para la persona ajena. “Get down, get down and move it all around.” Divertido se movió al ritmo de la música dejando salir pasos ridículos y así sin más carcajeó y tomó la primera toalla que estaba a su disposición. “¿Te gustó el show?” Preguntó arqueando una ceja y cubriéndose. ( @thxlixcook )

[mxrkp]

RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

twistandshxut

xlittlemissgarciax

Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?”  “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”  “Did you do this on purpose?!”  “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?”  “Excuse you?”  “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”  “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!”  “It’s you, it’s always been you.”  “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.  

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”  “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”  “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”  “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”  “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”  “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”  “Do you need me to kill someone for you?”  “Look out where you’re going, asshole!”  “Fuck the sandwich guy!”  “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.”  “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”  “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”  “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”    “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?”  “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”  “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

PREGNANCY

“I have something to tell you…” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m pregnant!” “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?”  “You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.”  “$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.”  “Pregnancy suits you…” “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…” “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!” “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…” “Shh… He/she’s sleeping..” “I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.” “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!” “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?”  “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL

“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.”  “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”  “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”  “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…

Sources: x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

#( * // meme ! ) #este mE GUSTA MUCHO OMG

[mxrkp]

&&. Bonnie ! )

Envíame ❥ para que tu personaje se acurruque junto al mío mientras duerme en el sofá.

Se debatió internamente sin quitar los ojos del contrario. El chico descansaba plácidamente, otorgando una escena que le resultaba difícil ignorar, se veía increíblemente calmo a pesar de lo expuesto que se encontraba en aquel sofá. Las orbes femeninas finalmente comenzaron a pesar a causa del cansancio, uno cuyo efecto había deseado sentir desde hacía unas cuántas horas. Desconociendo las razones que la llevaron a accionar de esa forma pero sin esforzarse por evitarlo, optó por acurrucarse junto al contrario, terminando de ocupar el resto de espacio que le mueble ofrecía. Sus párpados finalmente cedieron mas el sueño no la dominó de inmediato. Un ligero suspiro escapó de sus labios al momento que, creía sentir, el cuerpo ajeno moviéndose.- ¿Te he despertado? - Inquirió con un tono bastante bajo, esperando que si aun permanecía dormido, no fuera su voz quien concluyera su descanso. ( @mxrkp )

Tanto era su cansancio después de aquel entrenamiento en el gimnasio de una de las casas que, al instante de tomar aquella ducha y cambiarse había caído rendido en uno de los varios sillones. Pronto y sin que pasara tanto tiempo cayó en un profundo sueño, descansando plácidamente. Entonces cuando comenzó a sentir a la morena gatear a su lado abrió los ojos apenas para mirarla, incluso haciendo un poco más de espacio para el pequeño corpóreo ajeno. “Un poco. Aunque creo que ya dormí demasiado.” Confesó a su amiga con una sonrisa bastante confiable, dejando salir un bostezo. “¿Cansada igual?” Preguntó neutral.

#c:bonnie #jajaja shi :c #casi no tenía recursos :c #but este dude tiene mucho amor que dar(-8

[mxrkp]

&&. Banshee ! )

   ⌇ And then there’s me. I thought I knew where I was going.      I thought I had it all mapped out. Turns out, I had no idea ⌇

                                                     「 @mxrkp​ 」

Postrada contra la superficie del sofá, aturdida y mareada de las explicaciones que su consciente e inconsciente comenzaban a procesar con un deje taciturno. Aunque la humildad envolvía la mayor parte de los instintos de la fémina, por lo más bajo, sabía distinguir que jugar con ella por diestra y siniestra, no era correcto. “¿Crees que es justificación suficiente, Mark?” cuestionó con indiferencia acogida a sus cuerdas bocales. “Quiero decirte una cosa, fuiste mi primer amor, ese del que me advertían y me decían que me haría mierda, y solamente hiciste realidad el mito. Y ya no quiero volver a ser testigo de ello” concluyó, con los orbes cimentados en el contacto visual de su ex novio. “No sé si sea sano estar aquí… los dos, ya no siento nada por ti, y es obvio que tú jamás lo sentiste”

Escuchó todo lo que vociferaba la morena sin pena o pudor y tenía razón, el le había lastimado de regreso a unos años atrás. El no esperaba conocerla en aquel viaje de estudios, ni empezar aquella tan lasciva relación, pero había pasado y negarlo sería estúpido. La ajena le había cambiado como nadie más lo había logrado y al regresar a su Argentina todo mundo podía asegurar que algo era diferente en él. No intentaba decir aquello para justificarse, o tal vez sí, pero era difícil hablar de cualquier cosa cuando estaba con ella, pues lo primero que su rostro le plasmaba en su mente eran esas muchas noches y días que pasó a su lado y después esperando en fila para atacar su interior venía la culpa por haberle dejado. Pero joder, ¿qué se suponía que podría hacer? ¿quedarse ahí? Sus padres jamás se lo hubieran perdonado y eso lo sabía porque incluso lo había hablado con ellos, les había alegado que había conocido a alguien a lo que estos solamente gritaron y amenazaron para que regresara. Se había visto entre la espada y la pared. “No digas eso, no sabes de lo que hablas, no puedes asegurar lo que sentía o no.” No sabía a donde quería llegar con todo ese sermón pero, algo era seguro la palabra ‘perdón’ no estaba en su vocabulario. “Y-Yo hubiera hecho todo... Sí hubiera podido, n-no te...” Tartamudeó apretando su quijada sin saber que decir, teniendo un nudo en la garganta.

#c:banshee #te gusta hacerme sufrir (-8

[mxrkp]

&&. Sloan ! )

@mxrkp

“I tell people secrets, it makes them like me." 

–¿En serio?– lo miró burlón –bueno, dime alguno– roló los ojos y se encogió de hombros.

Carcajeó mientras se inclinaba, recordando sus tan patéticas palabras. “A Billie le huelen los pies.”

#c:sloan #jajaja yOLO

[mxrkp]

&&. Billie ! )

@mxrkp​

“You’re jealous, aren’t you?”

–¿Celosa?– alzó una ceja volteando a ver al chico –¡ja! ¿de quién?– roló los ojos. Quizás ella misma se hacía la misma pregunta.

Sonrió arqueando una ceja mientras le miraba con cierta burla “De la chica que se acercó a hablarme en aquella fiesta.” Le dijo con una sonrisa. “No es necesario, sabes que solo tengo ojos para ti.” Con una risilla le guiñó el ojo a su amiga, su tono bufón y ladino se desbordaba entonces por sus sílabas.

#c:billie #jajaja idk

[mxrkp]

@markpad6ett: Drink until you’re fun again.

#* #esto es tan él <3333 #dspfkodjjksdfsf

[mxrkp]

sentence prompts ➝ the 1975

❝I forgot to call you.❞

❝And this is how it starts.❞

❝Well, I think we better go.❞

❝You’re cold and I burn.❞

❝Don’t you need me?❞

❝She’s got a boyfriend anyway.❞

❝It’s just you and I tonight.❞

❝You got something to say?❞

❝Why do you talk so loud?❞

❝For crying out loud, settle down!.❞

❝I guess i’ll never learn.❞

❝Go lie on the floor if you want.❞

❝She’s definitely got the style on you.❞

❝All we seem to do is talk about sex.❞

❝No, we’re never gonna quit it, no.❞

❝Do you get what I mean now?❞

❝You’ve got a pretty kind of dirty face.❞

❝I’ve been thinking lots about your mouth.❞

❝God only knows but you’ll never leave her.❞

❝You know I can’t be found with you.❞

❝Why don’t you figure my heart out?❞

❝Now i’ll shoot him if that’s what you ask.❞

❝Oh, my hair smells like chocolate.❞

❝Gotta love the way you love yourself.❞

❝She had a face straight outta magazine.❞

❝What’s the fun in doing what you’re told?❞

❝It’s my party and i’ll cry to the end.❞

❝Oh, give it a rest. I could persuade you.❞

❝What happened to just messing around?❞

❝Do you fancy sitting down with me? Maybe?❞

❝You’ve got pretty eyes, but I know you’re wrong.❞

❝I’m not your typical, stoned eighteen year old.❞

❝I told her from the start; i’ll break your heart.❞

❝And you’re a liar, at least all of your friends are.❞

❝You must try harder than kissing all of my friends.❞

❝I’ve got the feeling that my friends are gonna kick in your brain.❞

❝We get back to my house. Your hands, my mouth.❞

❝But you’re losing your words; we’re speaking in bodies.❞

❝Cause I remember that I like you, no matter what I found.❞

❝We’ve got one thing in common, it’s this tongue of mine.❞

❝Does he take care of you or could I easily fill his shoes?❞

❝We’re dressed in black from head to toe.❞

❝It’s not about your body it’s just social implications.❞

❝If we’re gonna do anything we might as well just fuck.❞

❝You’re alive, at least as far as I can tell you are.❞

❝Why don’t you speak it out loud, instead of living in your head?❞

❝Yeah my shirt looks so good, when it’s just hanging off your back.❞

❝One moment I was tearing off your blouse, now you’re living in my house.❞

❝We go where nobody knows, we got guns hidden under our petticoats.❞

#( * // meme ! ) #ya me pongo a contestar todo<3

[mxrkp]

( sms ); Deberías estar agradeciendo que te esté invitando. ( sms ); Es un restaurante brasileño, obvio habrá demasiada carne.

[text]:Is that all you care about?

[text]: Sí, es lo único que me importa[text]: Te dije que la comida es una gran parte de mi vida[text]: No puedo ir a un restaurante si no sé que clase de comida sirven. 

#( * // sms ! ) #gracias por contestar<3

[mxrkp]

( sms ); Eso no tiene lógica alguna. ( sms ); No entiendo porque aún no te he bloqueado. ( sms ); Hay algunas cosas que deberían quedar privadas... Bajarme los pantalones enfrente de todos fue lo peor.

[text]:Stop leaving me voicemails, I'm not going to forgive you.

✉ @mxrkp

[text]: Entonces seguiré mandando mensajes de voz hasta que te enfades y decidas perdonarme.[text]: No fue mi intención…[text]: O tal vez sí, pero lo siento.

#( * // sms ! ) #jajaja shi<333 #antes era el cody(-8 #acá lala cielo............ again<3

[mxrkp]

"Take off your shirt!"

Escuchó a la morena y sin despreocupo o retraso hizo caso a sus órdenes, no sabiendo el bien por qué pero obedeciendo. “¿Te gusta ver a este cuerpo azteca?” Preguntó ladino, sin saber muy bien a que se refería con esas palabras, pues seguramente las había oido en algun lugar, pero no tenía idea de su significado. “No en serio, ¿para que?” Inquirió ahora volviendo a su confusión, presumiendo de un rostro falto de inteligencia. ( @therussianfirebird )

#c:billie #JAJA es re torpe este dude #debes amarlo adri(-8

[mxrkp]

Send me a ♫ I’ll shuffle my ipod/MP4 whatever song comes up first will be the song your muse hears my muse singing

“Hey baby love I need a girl like you but tell me if you feel it too, I'm in delusion every minute every hour, my heart is crying out for you.” Cantó divertido estando en la ducha y pronto cuando pudo escuchar que alguien irrumpió la habitación su baño, sin interés se dio la vuelta y comenzó a bailar para la persona ajena. “Get down, get down and move it all around.” Divertido se movió al ritmo de la música dejando salir pasos ridículos y así sin más carcajeó y tomó la primera toalla que estaba a su disposición. “¿Te gustó el show?” Preguntó arqueando una ceja y cubriéndose. ( @thxlixcook )

#c:thalia #hi cielo o/ #*le da besitos con baba* #gracias por mandar<333

[mxrkp]

Demostrando afecto por accidente.

Envíame ✗ para que mi personaje caiga sobre el tuyo al suelo.

Envíame □ para que tu personaje caiga sobre el mío al suelo.

Envíame ♕ para que tu personaje sea retado a besar al mío.

Envíame ♢ para que mi personaje sea retado a besar al tuyo.

Envíame ♫ para que tu personaje encuentre al mío cantando en la ducha.

Envíame ♩ para que mi personaje encuentre al tuyo cantando en la ducha.

Envíame ♡ para que tu personaje le confiese al mío sus sentimientos estando borracho.

Envíame ☽ para que mi personaje le confiese al tuyo sus sentimientos estando borracho.

Envíame △ para que nuestros personajes se quede atrapados juntos en un armario.

Envíame ❅ para que mi personaje se acurruque junto al tuyo mientras duerme en el sofá.

Envíame ❥ para que tu personaje se acurruque junto ala mío mientras duerme en el sofá.

Meme traducido. Original: rpmememaker.

#( * // meme ! )

[mxrkp]

Send me a ♫ I’ll shuffle my ipod/MP4 whatever song comes up first will be the song your muse hears my muse singing

“I wanna rock with somebody, whoa, yeah.” Cantaba el moreno mientras se movía bajo aquella regadera y tomaba su ducha diaria. “I wanna take shots with somebody and we ain't gotta tell nobody, we ain't gotta tell nobody.” Antes de seguir con su canto entusiasmado escuchó a una persona entrar al baño y entonces un rostro confundido y sorprendido tomó espacio en su rostro. “Hey, ¿no podías esperar unos minutos?” Vociferó carcajeando más que nada por la vergüenza. ( @rachxcoleman )

#c:rachel #hola babe<333 #gracias por mandar *le manda besitos*

[mxrkp]

"How you doin'?"

Miró confundido a la morena y pronto una sonrisa que acompañaba una de sus cejas arqueadas se formó en su semblante. “Bien, supongo.” Contestó amable con una risilla. “¿Qué con el tono por cierto?” Inquirió divertido, repitiendo casi el mismo decibel de voz usado por la otra. ( @m0drxke )

#c:iris #hi bae<333 #gracias por mandar ccc:

[mxrkp]

Just clear your head and think about something else.

#ay :c #sOY DÉBIL #*

[mxrkp]

ooc.

#—— ;& shh the bitch is barking #voy a sacar convos de los memes #y mandar otros textos #but no de preguntas #me dan paja so ye