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Mandala.

My ocs Cirz and Enah. [previous comic with them]

✨🌙 ART LOG -> @404ama

Text is based from an end scene of the movie Mandala 1981

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jared padalecki famous for his role as jacen solo on 2012 tumblr

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his eyes were coke zero brown

#jacen solo #PREV #cackling over this

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sometimes star wars is unsubtle in a bad way and sometimes luke skywalker is dragging his father’s dead weight across the death star floor, sobbing from love and exhaustion

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i just wanna thank all the gif makers on here. y'all really keep this site alive and we don't freaking deserve you. thank you for all your hard work. tumblr is nothing without you.

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The Choctaw-Irish Brotherhood(via)

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Oil painting in progress

#this goes HARD HARD #the lighting!! #the way you handle color!! #breathtaking

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luke skywalker would NOT be a SWIFTIE or ANY in-universe equivalent. you guys are off your gourds on chanel boots jokes

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Luke Skywalker in Star Wars deleted scenes

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imagine watching Star Wars in theaters in 1977 and pointing at Darth Vader boarding a ship with Stormtroopers and then choking some guy, and exclaiming THAT'S CLEARLY JESUS CHRIST, THAT'S WHY I'M INTO THIS

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this is a confession to the star wars fandom because I have to get this off my chest. last summer just for fun I taught myself to read aurebesh and. you fanartists have Got to Continue putting the most Hilarious stuff into the background of your art because it is literally my favorite thing

here’s a couple of excellent things I’ve read since I started keeping a list just last month:

- “I hate drawing lightsabers”

- “Idk what to put here”

- “stupid fucking sign”

- “eat paste, it’s good”

- an entire news article on a phone screen which I actually found really impressive

- a few funny misspellings but the best one so far was ahsoka somehow becoming “asock”

- wanted poster of obi wan that read “wanted for fashion crimes”. the caption translated it as “wanted for high treason”. like blatantly lying to my face. love it.

- door on a ship was labeled “cake storage”

- “shopping list: frogs, hair gel, lightsaber polish”

and my personal favorite:

- “if you’re reading this you’re a fucking nerd”

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my personal headcanon for return of the jedi, regardless of whatever supplemental material might say, is that luke's plan to rescue han is too wild for leia to have actually been in on it. like i can see luke planning every other weird ass part but what the fuck was the leia involved leg of that plan? and my resolution is luke described his overdramatic plan involving storing his light saber inside of r2d2 and then gifting r2d2 to jabba and leia was like "what the fuck, why can't we just be normal" and then she went off with chewie, easily infiltrated the palace, thawed han, and the only flaw in her plan was that she forgot she's a woman in an 80s scifi movie

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Rogue squadron Beach special one, Luke almost drowns

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Bianca Stone, from What Is Otherwise Infinite: Poems; “Other Wound”

[Text ID: “Every daughter / has a cage around her head / and a mother on the cross. / I always hope to take it off, and rarely do. / Instead, I climb up, like a child into the bed. / I nail myself beside you.”]

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anybody know what to do with it all

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the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument