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ok so the smallant and pointcrow divorce arc is over! eric originally got me in the split but with how grayscaled the situation was I'm very glad they worked things out and he apologized properly to tanner. now time for me to be the complete opposite of a rational and mature adult about this and immediately begin championing for a tanner/eric renaissance in fandom!

forreal tho anyone who sees me in their main tags and is uncomfortable with that please block me I'm not going to be able to shut up. also please don't moralize at me ik rpf is dark grey and blegh.

I'd at least to think I'm the more decent kind for this. someone who ships their personas not actual selves (there's a mcfucking distinction too many don't get), and who wants to keep it away from them as much as possible. please don't lynch me for thinking they're hot and have good chemistry thnx.

#pointcrow #smallant #lynn talks

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IDK if this blog is ever gonna be active again LOL but did u see in the sdv trials ep 7 where thermometer said "does it matter if im being manipulated as long as im happy"... that was kinda hot😳 cutest corruptible guy

not my dumb ass unaware I had something in my inbox for like a year, which probably would have kickstarted me into going active on this again. thank you for giving sauce tho brb need to see therm saying that immediately

#thomas: the bb boy built different #answered asks

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the differences between stephen pre and post beard are absolutely killing me. smooth faced he's just so fucking cute, like actually so adorable I can't even handle it. I want to kiss him so goddamn bad.

and then in his current videos, beard and suspenders and all professional looking, I'm just like whoa,,,,, this mans is ATTRACTIVE. I would let him rearrange my insides.

basically I think with pre-beard zilla I want to pinch his cheeks and tell him he's being a good boy while he eats me out and with post-beard zilla I want him to rail me so hard I can't walk. the duality of man

#lynn talks: nsfw #zilla my king

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actual human beings are following this blog. tf are y'all even doing here!!! I would apologize but you hit that button yourself buddy, time to buckle up or get off this ride asap

#lynn talks

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stephen really is the best of both worlds. when he's being amusing and goofy and making fun of scammers the level of adorable skyrockets, I just want to get my lips on his asap. he's so cute it's hard to look at him talk and gesture I just get too distracted.

and then he's throwing hardball questions in an interview with a scumbag, forcing those fuckers to finally give a straight answer, all confidence and fire and that sharp tone, oh lord that tone. coffeezilla pulls out that voice and I lose my goddamn mind. talking like that in the bedroom when I'm in Sub Mode would ruin me. very, very thoroughly ruin me.

like no seriously in my dumb fantasies if stephen takes that tone w me when I've been a Bad Boy or whatever it just. oh wowza.

#lynn talks: nsfw #zilla my king

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mr. stephen coffeezilla please rail me,,, the way he smiles after getting sbf to admit to comingling funds is so fcking hot. and his laughter and satisfied grins whenever a plan works, every damn time it makes me want to shove my tongue down his throat. this man's competence while being fine as hell is my new cocaine. if he ever roasted me I wouldn't even be mad it's too attractive when he's being mean, this man makes the sub in me JUMP to attention

#lynn talks: nsfw #zilla my king

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ngl lowkey want one of my thirstposts about a married/committed creator to make rounds just so I can pull a reddit style "edit: yes ik the man is married I wouldn't hit it w/o the wife's permission obviously I'm not an asshole, and hey I'll let her watch if she wants"

#lynn talks

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"if coffeezilla was investigating me I would shit my pants" bro zilla can investigate me anytime he wants baybee forreal that man is FINE

tf would stephen find anyways? this blog? cancel-worthy sure but I don't commit fraud lmao

#lynn talks #zilla my king

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I am thirsting over motherfucking COFFEEZILLA. this really is a new low 😭

#lynn talks #zilla my king

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something about the idea of watching elliot shed that skin of an adorkable man to show something dark and dirty and devastatingly confident underneath has me w e a k. elliot gough is such a sweetheart but in the bedroom if you push the right buttons you could probably receive the perfect intense dom and I crave it so fucking badly.

I want him to be all casual and calm while I'm a blushing mess of want. I want him to flick open his jeans with a smirk while I'm a puddle of thirst on the floor. and I want his demeanor to finally crack towards the end and show that he's just as affected as I am, I want to be able to find the right combination of things to make his composure fracture. I want him cocky and composed right up until the moment he's very, very much so not.

I want a lot of horrible horny things about this man okay??? and there's nothing out there to fill this yearning other than a single fairly decent fanfic, and that's only got one (1) very short sex scene at the end. I don't give a fuck about pairings or whatever I just want to read about elliot being hot and doing sex things and saying dirty, awful words. I think I need a new tag for this man, it's gone too far.

#lynn talks: nsfw #misc obsessions

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do I want:

a) elliot gough to rail me,

b) to rail elliot gough,

or

c) to watch him rail someone else?

probably all of the above but I just. genuinely can't tell. I have feelings that are horny about this man but when it comes to a specific fantasy my mind just shows a windows screensaver. brain shakes like an etch a sketch about two minutes into trying to come up with any fantasy. wtf.

all I do know is that, unlike w most of my poor fixations, elliot exudes Secret Dom^tm energy. this man is so adorkable but I stg if he gets going in the bedroom with confidence then he leaves r u i n e d conquests in his wake.

I want his voice to say very horrible nasty things. I can see him shrugging all casual, accent thick, and a bit of a smirk in his grin when he says that he "won't have to make you beg for my cock, nah, you're thirsty enough to do that all on your own yeah?" the whole blithe-while-being-devastatingly-handsome-and-confident-and-dirty thing would be. ooooh boy. that would be something else on him.

#lynn talks: nsfw #misc obsessions

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*inhales slowly* *deep, deep sigh* so. it looks like I've unfortunately acquired another creator crush.

elliot gough. please stop being so brilliantly adorkable one moment and then devastatingly attractive the next. I can't handle this. my heart is gonna give out 😭

this one's in a nice, well-known very committed relationship too! how! fucking! wonderful! nat I am so fucking sorry about how horny I am for your partner! at least with brian kibler I simped equally if not more for his wife as well, but I have no idea who you are beyond a vague face and handful of comments you've said off-screen! I'm very glad you both make each other so happy and I hope neither of you ever see my blog because I am going to have at least one post about elliot on here that is way too horny to be on the internet about any irl human being, let alone one who is probably a few steps away from marriage.

#lynn talks #misc obsessions

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mr tyler aliensrock I am so sorry for how horny I am over you. none of my creator crushes deserve this and my apologies are an endless fountain, but you and tom scott in particular. I am. I am so fucking sorry

#lynn talks #misc obsessions

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hahaha im so normal about the potionomics characters! so normal! absolutely not going insane over the love interests or anything, nope. didn't fall head over heels for saffron at first sight. the thin pipe in her lips, loose curl of auburn hair shifting as she blows smoke away, the twisting branches of her half-alive prosthetic shifting, totally didn't lose my fucking mind over the little animations of every movement.

and luna. luna, bright-eyed bb girl, two hands tapping away at her phone while the other two gesture in the air. the bounce of her hair, the smile, the way she clasps her hands under her chin. im like super normal about her. about all of them. yep

there are ten of these mfers. and I want to smooch like all of them. how dare potionomics do this. hot devil gf, smooth secret dork, passionate philosophical artist, absolutely insane blorbo, adorable ecological-sustainability enthusiast, two of the most huggable pirates, sweethearted underdog hero, punk rock bard, all of them. im in love.

#lynn talks #misc obsessions

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sometimes I forget that therm is so damn young. all of nineteen years old with his wide eyed youth. not that he's naive or whatever but he's just. he's very baby sometimes. and I kind of hate that I love it. it just makes him that extra bit of corruptible yknow? lil bb boy all ripe for ruining. there is something fucking wrong w me 😔

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rob's hair when he's just rolled out of bed, little mussed waves being smooshed by his headphones, oh my GOD 💖💖💖💖

#lynn talks #habs <3

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I know I've said it before but therm in a maid dress really lives rent free in my head 24/7. so unfair. how dare this man be perfectly made to be dressed up in pretty clothing

#lynn talks #thomas: the bb boy built different