Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.
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childhood is asking your parents to go to mcdonalds but they say no because “we got food at the house”
adulthood is going to mcdonalds despite having food at the house, but not getting a drink at mcdonalds because you got drinks at the house
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let’s face it
some dicks are too big
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Me_irl
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reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.
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bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*
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me, laying on top of my significant other: hey
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this is it
this is the vine that killed me
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i’m just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule
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Do any of y'all know a good surgeon? Im tryna remove some ribs so I can eat my own pussy
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if you dont reblog this youre straight
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