myiliterallyhavenolifegoals

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Sloppy comic based on me and my friends conversation on my bday last week 😝🥳 this is pretty much verbatim hahaha

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THE QUOTES 😭😭😭

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Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer

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Out to lunch

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If im reading a 800 page book I should be freed of all other responsibilities in my life. Like sorry I can’t do that right now because im reading this long ass book. Yeah you know how it is

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Go cheer yourselves up, ladies. The comments are absolutely inspired.

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no rizz. just big bambi eyes and many, many unsettling things to say.

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To celebrate Valentine’s Day have a comic of Alastor being a bitter ex wife.

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he's a detective, he's a lady, he's 39, he's a child, he's got one eye, he's a sharpshooter, he's a short king, he's a sewer rat, he's a badass, he's pathetic, he's the world's best and worst boss, he's a monster, he's a hero, he does NOT know how to use a phone, he DOES know how to solve complicated political cases. he's a sulky baby. he's a killer.

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Doodle of Jonathan Sims through Season 1-5!

Not the final version I think. But wanted to draw him throughout the season. Had a BLAST and EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER RIDE while listening. BUT I'M FINE.

Anyway, here's a wet cat of a man.

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struggling to comprehend the scale of the mistake I almost just made

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the library book 📚

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regrettably might really like this show

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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

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💛 thank you to tony stark, our hero for a decade. we owe you sO MUCH ❤️

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