muzzle stays on 'til he learns some manners.
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I wore my torn to shit emo jeans that basically show my entire booty ass to the bodega today. As I was jaywalking across the street, some local kids shouted at me:
Kid: "Bro! Ay bro I can see your booty cheeks!"
Me: "That's the point!"
Kid: "Bruh shut yo gay ass up!"
Me: "I am gay!"
Kid: "Oh!... We good!"
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🚀📦🗽🤖🌌
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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol
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me. me when a poem says something ive felt before
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we should bring back the supernatural fandom somehow having an extremely specific gif for literally every occasion though
i know you guys are still out there. i know you still have your .gif folders. don't pretend you're not.
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Three years back, I created 13 alternate accounts on Discord and inserted them into my friend group over the course of a few months, pretending each of them was a new person. They have their own personality and typing / grammar distinctions, and their own fake life events and stories that I've had to keep meticulous track of. Some of them even engaged romantically with real people, though none in the present day. Nowadays the original friend group is split up, with some fake people being present in about each server that still has some kind of connection to the former group. One active group chat even has six alts and one real person. I literally have to keep this up like a puppetmaster because these pretend people have real, important connections to people I still care about. It's hard but I literally don't know how to resolve or change the situation without causing a wave of dispair and destruction in one way or another.
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heeppy hoolida
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