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[ID: A drawn book cover of an erotic romance novel. It is entitled "Stormborn" and on the cover is Elias and Lydia Stormborn. Elias Stormborn is a huge muscular human man with dark black hair, thick eyebrows, and a beard. He's wearing tight black pants and a white button-down. The shirt is open and blowing in the wind, showing off his huge muscles and vicious V. He's got a scar all over his chest in the pattern of a lightning bolt spreading over him. In one hand he holds onto a rope and with the other he clutches Lydia's waist. His eyes are closed and he's leaning in toward Lydia's hair. Lydia Stormborn is a dark-skinned human woman, also with long black hair. She is dressed in the uniform of The Chosen and holds a sword. Her eyes are also closed although she faces the wind. Elias has her pulled in close to him and they both look tastefully horny. They are standing on a ship in the middle of a grey sky and lightning storm. Below the image, where you would usually find the author's name, is "BRIAN MURPHY" written. \END ID.]

a while ago i had a stupid private joke with myself about elias stormborn looking like Fabio and it was making me laugh so i redrew that one stupid romance novel cover to be about hardwon’s hot parents and i put an insane amount of effort into it for something this dumb so basically i’m posting it at 1am because i don’t care what happens to me

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Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 4

Propaganda

Moonshine Cybin (Not Another D&D Podcast: Bahumia):

She's a hot elf with mushrooms growing on her. She has 1 level of barbarian. She's bisexual. She shapeshifted into a dragon and ate a god.

how tf does the post not mention Moonshine’s giant boobs her greatest asset

Moonshine has canonically gone down on a woman for a solid hour without asking for anything in return. Moonshine edged a dryad just by kissing them. Moonshine faced down someone being controlled to kill everyone in his path and told him if he still wanted to hurt her, she would take his blows as a friend. Moonshine makes jambalaya for her family and friends. Moonshine mispronounced someone’s name for a month and that woman still wanted to hook up with Moonshine. These are just a few of the reasons why Moonshine is sexy.

shes illiterate

canonically huffs dirty water from a bong

has big tatas

wears a belly chain with a demon trapped in it

almost became the queen of hell

ate a god

turned into a pregnant moose & gave birth

Amber Gris (The Adventure Zone: Ethersea):

Middle aged woman who punches sharks to death. My hero

If you love me you'll vote for amber gris I swear to everything holy on earth amen

Amber is butch, instant win

Amber Gris has a negative charisma modifier and she pissed her pants on purpose in order to trick a guard and knock him out. She tied up a dude. She once killed an evil magic shark (they're out for murder. not like real sharks) by punching it and then picked it up and smashed it into another shark, also killing it. She talks in a southern accent. She calls people guppy because it indicates a lack of respect. She has a big pair of magical green arms that come from her stomach. She got a fancy jacket and immediately ripped its sleeves off. She has a gay thing going on with one of the political leaders in the city. She gets in fights with people and doesnt do vulnerability and tries to lay low and not get in any social trouble she doesn't have to. She jumped through a portal into a new world because she could. She's now the god of said world, alone with only afformentioned political leader, who was previously possessed and she had to fight. She spends her time in a bar called the Cloaca. She calls people she doesn't like claspers, because it means shark penis. She and her friend, an old man named Uncle Joshy, sneak attack each other and yell VIBE CHECK! She tries to talk fancy to impress people and she's really bad at it (verily).

She’s everything and more. She’s irreverent. She punches sharks for a living. She becomes God. What more do you need in a butch.

amber gris propaganda: she is straightup the physical embodiment of "women want me, fish fear me." also she's an appalachian post apocalyptic sea captain. that's just objectively cool.

Art of Amber from @cookie-nom-nom.

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[ID: A digital drawing with two 'scenes'. The first shows Lucanus Aer'tea, a white high-elf with long blond hair in a white shirt with black trousers and gold cuffs. He's pinching the bridge of his nose and says "Jolene, I don't think you understand the position you're putting me in. My reputation hasn't recovered since-". Opposite him stands Jolene Cybin, a fat crick-elf with long red hair with a grey streak in it. She's wearing a green dress and a green headband. She's got her hands on her hips and looks annoyed. She says "Oh, I understand plenty how much yer 'reputation' means to you". Lucanus responds "That's NOT what I'm-". In the second scene we see Lucanus and Jolene in the same positions, but looking shocked behind them. Behind them is a circular door that's just been forcefully kicked down by Moonshine Cybin, a crick-elf with dark brown hair in a braid with leaves and mushrooms growing out of her. She's wearing a pair of green overalls, boots, and cuffs, nothing else. She yells "HEY MOM & DAD!!!". END ID]

the Lucanus introduction is so important to me

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[ID: A grey-scale digital drawing of Moonshine, Hardwon, Beverly, and Pawpaw all sleeping in one big bed. Moonshine is a crick-elf with black messy hair that sleeps at the top with an open mouth, drooling. She wears a tank top and shorts with mushrooms growing out of her legs. In her bosom sleeps Pawpaw, a grey and white possum. On her breast sleeps Hardwon, a big half-elf with a beard and lighter hair. He's got a lot of scars and sleeps with a content look on his face. At the bottom, tangled in between their legs, sleeps Beverly, a dark-skinned halfling with a sleeping mask on. He lies spreadeagle with a Jamboreen pyjamas on. END ID]

the honk-shoo crew

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[ID: Blue scaled drawing of Moonshine Cybin, a fat elf with big frizzy blonde hair. She's wearing short denim overalls and a headband, nothing else. She's sitting under a giant mushroom hugging Pawpaw, a grey possum. She looks happy and calm. /END ID]

under the nannerfly nights...

Moonshine Cybin, spore whore, ambassador of decay, friend of fungus, midwife of death, I salute you.

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[TRANSCRIPT:

Emily: Who looks better bald? Me, I've got those features.

(They both tilt their head at Emily)

Emily: Who's more likely to fall on stage? Maybe me.

(They both tilt their head at Emily)

Emily: Who's smarter? Me! Me!

(They both tilt their head at Emily)

Murph: Offensive.

Emily: Who's more likely to become a nun/priest?

(Murph tilts his head at himself)

Emily: Oh, that's true, you were an altar boy!

(Emily also tilts her head at Murph)

Emily: Who's more annoying? Me!

(They both tilt their head at Emily. Murph laughs loudly.)

Murph: Now we're gonna do the nasty one!

Emily: Who's the biggest crybaby? I cry more.

(They both tilt their head at Emily.)

Emily: Who's more likely to be a heartbreaker? Me, bitch!

(They both tilt their head at Emily)

Emily: Who's uglier? Murph!

(They both tilt their head at Murph who laughs in disbelief.)

Murph: Who's more likely to shoplift? You, you little gremlin!

Emily: Me, I like to steal!

Murph: Who's more irresponsible?

(Murph tilts his head at Emily, Emily tilts her head at Murph.)

Murph: You!

Emily: Me? No way!

Murph: What? You!

Emily: Yeah, right. You!

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I CAN'T STAND THEM

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[ID: Drawing of Fia Boginya, a green skinned half-orc and half-elf. She has big round glasses and dark short hair with bangs. She is wearing a blue hat and holding a red umbrella with white polka dots. Fia is dressed in a white button-up with grey flowers on her arms and a blue long skirt with a purple underskirt. She is also wearing a brown and blue vest and brown boots. There is a sword on her back and a bookbag over her shoulder. Next to her is Bukvar, a brown flying book. /END ID]

She’s finally done.

Fia Boginya. Fully coloured in all her many patterns. And also a little Bukvar.

Very very proud of this.

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[ID: Two pixilated drawings of Beverly Toegold V and Erlin Kindleaf. Beverly has dark skin and dark brown messy hair. He is wearing the Green Teen uniform along with a green and gold cape. He is wearing gold sandals and with a triumphant look holding a sword toward the sky. Erlin is a white barefoot halfing. He is also wearing the Green Teen uniform, and he is also carrying a big brown backpack. His hair is ginger and curly and hanging over the right side of his face. Erlin is smiling awkwardly. /END ID]

Beverly Toegold the Fifth, and a bonus Erlin!

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[ID: A drawing of Moonshine and Hardwon hugging in front of a pink background. Moonshine is facing away from us with her face burrowed in Hardwon's arms. She is a blue-skinned elf in blue denim overalls. Her hair is blonde and curly with leaves sticking out from it. Hardwon is facing toward us with his face in Moonshine's arms. He is a white man with red curly hair, which half of it has been put up in a top knot. He is wearing a white button-up and black fingerless leather gloves. /END ID]

i finished naddpod campaign 1 and sketched hardshine to celebrate :)

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[ID: Two pictures of pixel art against a neutral background. The first picture is of Moonshine Cybin, a green skinned elf with mushrooms growing out of her. She's in overall, leafy boots, and a green cloak. Her hair is red and braided and she is winking while doing the finger guns. The second picture is of Moonshine’s possum, Pawpaw. Pawpaw is a brown possum who's sitting down and looking up towards the sky. There's a speech bubble above him that says "REEOR" /END ID]

Moonshine pixel, as voted by twitter! 

Bonus Paw Paw!

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[ID: Digital drawing of Fia Boginya against a dark purple background. She's a purple skinned half-elf with tusks and golden eyes. She's got short black hair with short bangs and a pink checkered headband. Her dress is a matching pink with lace ends. Under her dress she wears brown boots and brown shorts. Next to her is Bukvar, a brown and pink flying book. /END ID]

she… 👉👈

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[ID: Pixel art of Hardwon Surefoot and Balnor painted on blue backgrounds. Hardwon is a white human with brown hair that's half up and a braided beard. He's wearing brown armour and a giant axe. He has goggles on his head and he's smiling. Balnor is a white halfling with grey hair and mustache. He is barefoot and wearing blue clothes. He's carrying a backpack that is bigger than he is. /END ID]

aaand here’s hardwon surefoot and balnor the brave!

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[ID: Digital drawing of Moonshine Cybin standing against a pink background, who is a green skinned elf with brown hair that's half tied up. She's got a pointy nose and freckles. There are mushrooms growing out of her skin, hair, and pockets. She's dressed in a cowskin vest, brown dungarees, and a blue wizard's cloak. On her shoulder is Pawpaw, a grey and white possum. /END ID]

Moonshine Cybin, ambassador of decay

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[ID: Digital drawing of Moonshine Cybin and Pawpaw. She's got brown skin and brown plaited hair with mushrooms growing out of it. She has big arms and she's holding a sword, dressed in blue overalls and nothing else. She's smiling and has a little gap in her teeth. In her other arm she's holding Pawpaw, a grey and white possum. /END ID]

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[ID: Digital drawing of Hungry Dave, Mavrus the Unskooled, Tread Nevers, and Mac the Son of Mumford. They are all wearing Bon Fréres t-shirts and chokers except Mavrus. Mavrus has his brown hair in a manbun and wears a beige jinbei. His skin is red and his tiefling horns are pointing straight up. To the right of Mavrus stands Hungry Dave, a yellow dragonborn with fangs. His arms are crossed and he's got red shorts. His tummy is poking out from under his Bon Fréres crop top. To the left of Mavrus stands Tread Nevers, who's got black 2007 emo hair. His horns are pointing outwards and his t-shirt is tucked into a pair of beige shorts. He's got a guitar case on his back. Next to Tread stands Mac, a white dwarf with red hair and a red beard. He has a blue beanie, black earrings, and a red flannel over his shirt. He also has a black bag over his shoulder. /END ID]

mavrus and his boys!!!

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[ID: Two drawings of Hardwon Surefoot holding a sketchbook. He's got brown hair and beard, half of his hair is up in a manbun. He's wearing a green shirt and a single tear is rolling down his cheek. At the bottom it says "why...it's beautiful!". The second picture shows the same picture but from the back where we can see what's inside the sketchbook. It's a weird-looking bird with a beard. /END ID]

hardwon’s artistic endeavours are so funny to me… he’s doing a good job !!

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[ID: Digital drawing of Apple Scrumper from the hip and up. She's got grey-ish skin and freckles. Her ears are pointed, her eyes are green, and she's got bull horns coming out from the side of her head. Her hair is pink with her bangs hanging out and it's braided into a single braid. She's wearing a beige tank top that's patched up and she's got a bandage around her right forearm. She is holding a pink necklace and there's a speech bubble next to her that says "Yeah, well... tough titties, MATE." /END ID]

🍎 Scrumper from NADDPOD is making my week better