narnianvalkyrieofberk

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You are unhappy because you’re thinking about productivity and emails when you could be thinking about the beautiful dappled fur of deer

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shoutout to the gay couple who essentially queued up behind me to also take a pic

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2am twiyor

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Had a marvelous dream that I was a mighty unicorn thundering across a steppe at twilight

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Obsessed with how people will just say stuff

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You should never create anything with a wide audience in mind. The so-called "general audience" doesn't exist; it's a fiction made up by advertising executives. Most of the time, great art and literature is made with the intention of pleasing no more than 4 or 5 specific perverts of the author's acquaintance

[narnianvalkyrieofberk]

You should never create anything with a wide audience in mind. The so-called "general audience" doesn't exist; it's a fiction made up by advertising executives. Most of the time, great art and literature is made with the intention of pleasing no more than 4 or 5 specific perverts of the author's acquaintance

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

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do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"

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Writing poetry is really hard and everybody who does it ought to be entitled to some manner of accolade and/or attaboy regardless of the finished piece's supposed quality. Medals and parades for all the world's tin-eared poetasters, I say.

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wear robes do magic serve cunt

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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

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the primal urge to devour forbidden potato fruit