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I just KNOW he'd smell like a cellar I need him carnally and spiritually and biblically and

#astarion ancunin #bg3

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Just a normal, average, everyday tiefling.

#im going to launch myself into space and im going to lick the sun like its a giant jawbreaker

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#ah! haha! #haha #yeah 😗✌️

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Nothing says 2024 like being on the verge of crying while trying to figure out how you're going to pay for groceries and then youtube recommends you a "no budget ulta haul" video

#im not trying to make any sort of statement but also get me out of here

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when its cold outside

#🥹

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#your honor #i want to kiss you

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#and then i #and well #then i #and then #well you see #i think #i then

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A handsome elf prince to whom you will give your life 🩸

Inspired by this photo

#ill.... do anything for you..... #this is gorgeous

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When Astarion laughs so hard that he starts to get all squeaky 👁🫦👁

#watches the laughing scene for 10 hours straight #bg3 #astarion ancunin #baldurs gate 3

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#once again i say: i would get killed bc id be too busy looking at him to notice danger

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#why are you looking at me like that

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im sorry i said i wanted to kill you i was horny

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Delicate Hunger

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Astarion has many moods ~

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RIDE👏HIM👏ON👏HIS👏OWN👏GRAVE👏

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astarion is going to shoot me a knowing look from the corner of his eye bc he totally caught me red-handed as he was walking back into camp from his hunt, and karlach is going to have to hide her laughter with a (very convincing) cough bc knows it was me due to the fact that i tried to flirt with her by sharing my spoils.

anytime i have my nighttime gremlin snack of slivers of cheese and hunk of (perhaps a bit stale) baguette, i like to pretend im sneaking around camp in bg3. im quietly digging around in gale's pack as we speak and tomorrow im going to pretend i know nothing when he stands in the middle of camp (hands on his hips, all mom-like) and scolds the entire group for stealing the food he has so carefully rationed out for everyone. as if we dont have enough to feed a goblin army from the way we raid every dusty barrel we come across.