Remember to smoke a lot of weed and blast music incredibly loud directly in your ears and not drink any water or eat any food today, okay?
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I’m fine
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What’s your sign?
a warning sign
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subway hands
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who up experiencing emotions they can talk to no one about
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at what age do you accept that you and your digestive system are never gonna be friends again
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how it feels to come home from work at 8pm eat a huge portion of pork fried rice and immediately go beddy bye afterwards
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i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious
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i need something that is consistent and safe
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“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well
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