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we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…

#:(

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funniest thing about living in the uk is there's like 3 transmasc healthcare specialists for the entire country so whenever you meet a trans guy who's had surgery you can be like "which one did you go for?" the same way you'd ask someone if they prefer butter or margarine on their toast. second funniest thing about living in the uk is we have a town called cockermouth and it's in cumbria.

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“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams

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happy april 22nd ✌️

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mutuals to experience mass hysteria with

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everyone who knows me knows im obsessed with this photo of joan jett pretending to piss on a fire hydrant its like a renaissance painting of a bible figure to me the very definition of your swag too different

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A solar eclipse and the Milky  Way seen from the ISS

#HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LimeWire & FrostWire 🎵

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the day i finally release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin it’s over for you bitches

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rb and tell me what’s your most re watched movie.. and be honest

#i was gonna say pokémon 2000 but bella just reminded me of hot rod. i had it on my ipod and watched it all the time during school lmao

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The 'hyperspecific situations' polls are really once again highlighting that native English speakers tend to forget that 'foreign' doesn't mean 'non-English' or 'non-American'

"Did you watch a foreign language movie in the past three days?" Yeah I watched the foreign movie "The Martian" with foreign actor Matt Damon

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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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#a close up of Van Gogh’s Almond Blossom

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hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

#Say It Ain't So - Weezer #hmmm

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gay people will say "i know a spot" and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then