neonrubberducky

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THE FREAKING TOOTH FAIRY, we went to the dentists house they FILLED my bag UPPP

they were like “ don’t be shy take all this candy “ then DUMPED a like whole thing in my little pumpkin bag

my sister was a turkey and I had a bigggg tooth brush that I carried around

I was a different kinda little kid okay??

#halloween #i was like 7 #don’t u be judging me #that was like my like best memory from halloween as a little kid tbh

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

#heritage post

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...just thinking about it...

I was in elementary when it was the 2016 election

They had us

THE STUDENTS

Have a fake vote of who we thought should win

Trump or Hilary Clinton

I don't remeber who I voted for (I was in like 4th maybe 3rd grade..I think 3rd grade) but I remeber Hillary Clinton won

...now why did they have children vote????

Like...huh?????

#I did this too! #it was weird #we have a whole like hour on it #i think I was is 1st or 2nd grade at the time #we did a scholastic news article about it #We had to say who we thought our parents voted #and most of the kids in my class voted for trump

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What’s the most important lesson/moral you learned from mlp?

[neonrubberducky]

doodling a chat noir comic and i have to show the sketch of him Face

#YOOO HAIKU BOT #also chat looks sooo good in this sketch #his eyes r sooo cute

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I couldn't sleep last night, so severely sleep deprived, I decided to make some of these for botw/totk

#loz totk #totk #loz botw #botw #zelink #botw link #totk link #zelda botw #zelda totk #legend of zelda #mipha botw #revali botw #lady riju #sidon

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#yep! #when i was in 2nd grade my mom dyed it all dark purple #before that she dyed it purple underneath but I’m not sure how old I was #and then when that faded she dyed it purple again #then in 5th grade she dyed the ends blue and it faded to green really fast #she then tried mixing the dark purple and like indigo to make a really nice like purplish-blue and that was fun but it faded quickly #it was all done by my mom but she wasn’t a hairdresser or anything she just knew how to do it I guess??? #I also have blonde hair naturally so it’s pretty easy to dye #Those were just the first few times tho #Oh and me and my sister were known as the kids with the colorful hair in my town #cause when my hair was dyed my sister’s was also dyed hot pink

[neonrubberducky]

a redemption poll from that last dog name one i did:

reblog for a larger sample <3

#i have a dog named honey #cause she’s so sweet #and a rabbit named sprinkles #cause why not #and my cat is named Elsa #like Elsa from frozen #cause she had a sister that was named Anna #and it was like 2015 what do you expect

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[neonrubberducky]

I Hate How She Talks About Snow White

"People are making these jokes about ours being the PC Snow White, where it's like, yeah, it is − because it needed that. It's an 85-year-old cartoon, and our version is a refreshing story about a young woman who has a function beyond 'Someday My Prince Will Come. "

Let me tell you a little something's about that "85-year-old cartoon," miss Zegler.

It was the first-ever cel-animated feature-length full-color film. Ever. Ever. EVER. I'm worried that you're not hearing me. This movie was Disney inventing the modern animated film. Spirited Away, Into the Spider-Verse, Tangled, you don't get to have any of these without Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937.)

Speaking of what you wouldn't get without this movie, it includes anime as a genre. Not just in technique (because again, nobody animated more than shorts before this movie) but in style and story. Anime, as it is now, wouldn't exist without Osamu Tezuka, "The God of Manga," who wouldn't have pioneered anime storytelling in the 1940s without having watched and learned from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in the 1930s. No "weeb" culture, no Princess Mononoke, no DragonBall Z, no My Hero Academia, no Demonslayer, and no Naruto without this "85-year-old cartoon."

It was praised, not just for its technical marvels, not just for its synchronized craft of sound and action, but primarily and enduringly because people felt like the characters were real. They felt more like they were watching something true to life than they did watching silent, live-action films with real actors and actresses. They couldn't believe that an animated character could make kids wet their pants as she flees, frightened, through the forest, or grown adults cry with grieving Dwarves. Consistently.

Walt Disney Studios was built on this movie. No no; you're not understanding me. Literally, the studio in Burbank, out of which has come legends of this craft of animated filmmaking, was literally built on the incredible, odds-defying, record-breaking profits of just Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, specifically.

Speaking of record-breaking profits, this movie is the highest-grossing animated film in history. Still. TO THIS DAY. And it was made during the Great Depression.

In fact, it made four times as much money than any other film, in any other genre, released during that time period. It was actually THE highest-grossing film of all time, in any genre, until nothing less than Gone With the Wind, herself, came along to take the throne.

It was the first-ever animated movie to be selected for the National Film Registry. Actually, it was one of the first movies, period, to ever go into the registry at all. You know what else is in the NFR? The original West Side Story, the remake of which is responsible for Rachel Ziegler's widespread fame.

Walt Disney sacrificed for this movie to be invented. Literally, he took out a mortgage on his house and screened the movie to banks for loans to finish paying for it, because everyone from the media to his own wife and brother told him he was crazy to make this movie. And you want to tell me it's just an 85-year-old cartoon that needs the most meaningless of updates, with your tender 8 years in the business?

Speaking of sacrifice, this movie employed over 750 people, and they worked immeasurable hours of overtime, and invented--literally invented--so many new techniques that are still used in filmmaking today, that Walt Disney, in a move that NO OTHER STUDIO IN HOLLYWOOD was doing in the 30's, put this in the opening credits: "My sincere appreciation to the members of my staff whose loyalty and creative endeavor made possible this production." Not the end credits, like movies love to do today as a virtue-signal. The opening credits.

It's legacy endures. Your little "85-year-old cartoon" sold more than 1 million DVD copies upon re-release. Just on its first day. The Beatles quoted Snow White in one of their songs. Legacy directors call it "the greatest film ever made." Everything from Rolling Stones to the American Film Institute call this move one of the most influential masterpieces of our culture. This movie doesn't need anything from anybody. This movie is a cultural juggernaut for America. It's a staple in the art of filmmaking--and art, in general. It is the foundation of the Walt Disney Company, of modern children's media in the West, and of modern adaptations of classical fairy tales in the West. When you think only in the base, low, mean terms of "race" and "progressivism" you start taking things that are actually worlds-away from being in your league to judge, and you relegate them to silly ignorant phrases like "85-year-old cartoon" to explain why what you're doing is somehow better.

Sit down and be humble. Who the heck are you?

[neonrubberducky]

Y’all my little sister just found a

FIVE LEAF CLOVER

and we both found some four leaf clovers too!

#we were so excited hehehe #and now we’re going to the fair #im going to eat fried Oreos #y’all need to try it sometime

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#i was born in January and it is always too cold to do things #like i couldn’t really have birthday parties when I was little cause it would always be snowing #butttt #i did go to the Met this year and that was realllllly cool #soooo i guess I’m kinda neutral bout it really #it is really pretty tho

[neonrubberducky]

Look, if there is a reveal in the show.

I want them to kiss as ladybug and chat noir, then it flickers, so Its Ladybug and Adrien kiss, then Marinette and chat noir kissing, then ends on Adrien and Marinette kissing.

#this would be sooooooo good #MAKE IT HAPPEN #miraculous ladybug #lovesquare reveal

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Do I think Movie!Marinette would have fallen in love with Show! Adrien?

Yes, very easily. If Movie!Adrien being nice and helping her up after she fell had her crushing. The umbrella scene would have MELTED HER.

But do I think Show! Marinette would have fallen for movie Adrien?

Yes, but it would be so much more of a slow burn. I actually think Show!Marinette would have fallen for movie! chat noir before falling for Movie!Adrien.

The reason? Marinette fell in love with Adrien AFTER the umbrella scene, in which Adrien showed himself to her. She got to see the real him. Show!Marinette would not think twice about movie!Adrien aside from him being a friend of Nino. She wouldn’t hate him or anything, but show!Marinette is locked up tighter emotionally. It’s that scene in the movie when chat noir exposes his feelings in that duet. That would be show!Marinette’s/Ladybug’s umbrella scene

#miraculous ladybug #ml movie #lovesquare #this is such a good take

[neonrubberducky]

i started thinking abut marina a little too long and got emotional

#as a hardcore splatoon fan she is one of my all time fav characters #splat2n

[neonrubberducky]

the two best ice cream flavors imo are

mint chocolate chip

coffee

#yesssssssss #this is the best opinion #coffee is my fav flavor #and mint chocolate chip is my close second

[neonrubberducky]

i keep reading the mojo dojo casa house meme as mojo jojo so i just keep thinking of like

this

#wait same #powerpuff girls #mojo jojo