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neurofaggot · 3 hours
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why didn’t you stop 9/11
what the fuck did you want me to do i have spider powers
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neurofaggot · 3 hours
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One of my favorite dutch sayings is actually “Alles kan kapot” which translates “Everything can break” and is usually used when you wanna cheer up your friend who has fallen for someone who’s already in a relationship
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dump of my favorite marine biology memes 🦑🐠🦈🪸
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neurofaggot · 3 hours
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Fallout needs more body horror. The Master is excellent and centaurs are good but “monsters roam the wastes. They have human faces and scream in voices we recognize” should be the focal point of about half the in-universe folklore
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neurofaggot · 4 hours
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neurofaggot · 4 hours
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me in the group chat: hey. bad news guys
gc: oh no. you did it again didn't you
me: yeah. i got lost in the beauty of a gif of a dragon from the early 2000s again. sorry
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neurofaggot · 4 hours
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i am once again reminded of the fact that toby fox is a genius at comedic pacing
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neurofaggot · 5 hours
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I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements
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neurofaggot · 9 hours
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neurofaggot · 10 hours
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my desktop lol
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neurofaggot · 10 hours
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If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts
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neurofaggot · 10 hours
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People now in gaza strip are facing the danger of hunger again and displaced since the occupation invaded rafah please can you help this family is for my cousin they need money to survive in gaza to buy food and water since everything is so expensive
And my cousin family are close to me if you can't donate share it
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neurofaggot · 12 hours
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being x and a half years old used to mean something, you know. halfway to the next finish line. not any more. "im five and a half" adoring statement. "im twenty four and a half" sentence of the insane and damned.
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neurofaggot · 12 hours
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*kisses my man’s knuckles like he is the whole world* what’s up bro
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neurofaggot · 12 hours
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god i hate how normalized diet culture and shit like bmi and calories are. bmi is based on eugenics. calories are a measurement of how much energy something gives u and not at all of how much weight or fat ull gain. diets have been proven to be harmful and ultimately unhelpful in actually losing weight. fatness has been largely proven to not be inherently unhealthy and doesnt inherently cause health issues.
if anyone has more good links to add on then please do and if anyone knows more on this stuff than me then dont hesitate to correct me!
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