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Alright okay so

Tumblr isn’t going to help me fix the issue with this blog. I’m gonna lose this one and my dogs side blog. If you wanna follow them:

Nicolettes-still-amess.tumblr.com badabigboof.tumblr.com

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Alright okay so

Tumblr isn't going to help me fix the issue with this blog. I'm gonna lose this one and my dogs side blog. If you wanna follow them:

Nicolettes-still-amess.tumblr.com badabigboof.tumblr.com

#This has been a post #real life

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Awww what goes around, comes around hope you learned that by now

K.

Thought you'd be bored by now Laura. Why are you so obsessed with me?

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West Texas doggos —> @badabigboof

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Update: currently building my secondary blog

Not gonna release it publicly quite yet. If you want the url, shoot me an ask or a message

#Real life #Nicolette speaks

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Heads up: I'm pretty sure I'm about to lose this tumblr. The email account I was using got hacked by a psycho ex like.. 6 years ago? Maybe 7. Anyway, I don't have access to it anymore and @staff won't help me fix this shit since they're demanding I change my password and it won't let me. I'll do my best to keep y'all posted. Hopefully I don't have to start from scratch. 😩😧

#Real life #Nicolette speaks

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Why do you hate me

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

#friends!

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i hope to see this intimidating mochi again on smtm6

#bringing this back #forever #my future baby daddy #zico

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i’m late but jungkook’s serving looks in the kitchen,,, no food,,, just looks 

#fuck

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Reblog if you stan Block B

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The signs as iconic Jay Park lyrics pt.2

Aries: When you’re on a date with another dude I hope you get the shits. After you’re done I hope you run out of toilet paper.

Taurus: Bitch you finna have a cow, imma have the herd bitch.

Gemini: Yeah I’ll go refrigerator on yah, half my face missing I’ll go terminator on yah.

Cancer: You’re embedded in my head so get embedded in my bed.

Leo: I don’t need a gun to bust, I’ll bust on a mic, bust on ya chick if she like all through the night.

Virgo: Wanna grab you by your booty, girl let’s shoot a movie.

Libra: Stop you at the airport security, bomb pussy bomb pussy.

Scorpio: Jacob from Twilight cause I go and be on beast mode, eatin mother fuckahs because I be on feast mode.

Sagittarius: I’m ripping it, killing it, thinking of iller shit, rapping, you feeling it good like a clitoris.

Capricorn: Always coughing up these raps so you know I keep it ill, you can call me George Foreman ‘cause I’m all up in your grill.

Aquarius: Y'all in lyrical danger spittin’ heavy when i’m on the mic, electrifying like Benjamin Franklin with a kite.

Pisces: Before I go put it in I’ll go underwater girl just like a fish, and the way I stay down there you gon’ think I’m Aquaman.

#jfc #jay collect your life

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everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

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The Jungkook Impact

#omfg

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Carrie Fisher explains to a little boy what ‘bipolar’ means, at Indiana Comic Con 2015.

#I'm bipolar and this is literally the best explanation

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To all the teenagers following me that don’t hear it from their parents: I’m proud of you.

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First of all how dare you @deanmonsandangels

Cas died on a Thursday.