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nistavilo · 4 days
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while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are
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nistavilo · 8 days
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EVIL POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!
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nistavilo · 8 days
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omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out
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nistavilo · 23 days
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Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell
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nistavilo · 23 days
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nistavilo · 1 month
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my hobbies? uhh.. peeling back the layers…. uncovering metaphors.. mirroring…..connecting dots…..stuff like that
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nistavilo · 1 month
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Theyre running out of shit to talk about
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nistavilo · 1 month
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Having dating apps is pointless. The love of your life is on Tumblr
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nistavilo · 1 month
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Rene Magritte, Memoirs of a Saint, 1970 /// Twin Peaks, 1991
Rene Magritte, La Belle de Nuit, 1940 /// Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, 1992
Rene Magritte, The Pleasure Principle, 1937 /// Twin Peaks: The Return, 2017
Rene Magritte, The False Mirror, 1929 /// Twin Peaks, 1990
Rene Magritte, Image Not to Be Reproduced, 1937 /// Twin Peaks, 1991
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nistavilo · 1 month
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I asked dr house his opinion on the male loneliness epidemic and he told me to kill myself
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nistavilo · 1 month
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I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will
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nistavilo · 1 month
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citationless behavior
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nistavilo · 1 month
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i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military
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nistavilo · 1 month
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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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nistavilo · 2 months
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