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Being as Dracula Daily is starting up again in about three days, I think this is a perfect opportunity, as we follow along this year, to play the PG-13 game.

For the unfamiliar, the PG-13 game is as follows: you are allowed to insert one and only one instance of the word "fuck" into the text as written. For maximum impact, where do you put it?

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me joining a discord server- “hello!”

guy named floyd- “hi! would you like a colour role?”

me- “what does that mean?”

floyd- “it means your name gets to be a colour. like how mine is pink for example”

me- “cool ok! so what colors can i have then?”

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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Some 120min doodles

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stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families

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redrew the most important frame from the p3 movies

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semiaquatic secret agent

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Purple Harlequin Toad

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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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Unmute !

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The Eric Andre Show showed their intro backwards because of course they did, so here’s me playing my cards