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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

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Tentatively sliding this across the table-- more divine circus brainstorming anyone??

Accidentally flipped the pattern on the pants please don't look at this one too closely

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A peach and a monkey sitting in a tree, N-A-P-P-I-N-G~!

I may have made Snow Monkey Sun a bit too big compared to what's in @naffeclipse 's text in Wintersweet Spirit but he seems just the right size for cuddling up and having a cozy nap with if you ask me. I loved how warm and tender the story was! So have these two sweethearts. <3

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

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she tower on my babel till I ἐπιούσιον

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Give me a V!

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Never let the mecha artist near the modded robot because i will go ham wit details

GITM -> @venomous-qwille

Lines only bonus!

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

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FJSJFJAJFJAHFOSJHDJAJDHAHDJAJDHA

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please please please let me stick my hand in your wires

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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"

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Glitch simps come get your food I've starved you for too long

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HELP i think i just found the funniest thing ever

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now