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they’re canceling me for the way I deal with grief. Also for all the severed heads and the bombings and the racketeering and the

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Tim: Do you think Alfred is pregnant? Alfred looks pregnant.

Damian: Don't be ridiculous, Drake! First of all she has been spayed, second of all she has never had sexual intercourse.

Tim: You let her roam the manor grounds on her own, how are you so sure?

Damian: because I made sure every tom in the neighborhood knows I will defend her honour with my sword!

Jason, who has only just started to come back to the manor and does not know about Alfred the cat, overhearing this:

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Early morning Tim! (redraw of this)

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"They trick the other siblings into thinking there's a Robin test that only Dick and Jason have passed"

Okay, but what does each member of the family believe the test is?

Duke: *walks in wearing full winter gear covered in snow*

Bruce: Where have you been?! I've been searching for a week!

Duke: Climbing Mount Everest.

Bruce: But why?!?

Damian: I have returned with a wild Icelandic puffin!

Bruce: Damian, I said no more pets until next year.

Damian: But I thought you wanted it?

Bruce: Why would I want—

Steph, disheveled: It took a few tries but I finally wrestled Killer Croc with my bare hands.

Bruce: That is highly against protocol—

Tim: Here's that jar of kidneys you asked for.

Bruce: SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!

Duke: The Robin test.

Bruce: What test?

Damian: The final test to become Robin, of course.

Tim: Please tell me I passed. I can't do this again.

Steph: Hang on, why are they all different?

Dick and Jason: *whistle*

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my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

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That's how the TimSteph ended

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losing my mind at this

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Do you think they've explored each other's bodies

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anyone else uhh….. anyone else ummmm. anyone else. anyone else, anyone.. anyone, anyone. oh god anyone

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nightwing psa dont vape fear toxin and dont get your super friends on toxic fumes and dont throw up on my brand new gloves you ruined the circuitry timmy

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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

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The thing with Jason and Tim is that they are literally peers.

They are 2-3 years apart at most.

Jason also didn't get to be a teen for a few years, so Tim has the upper hand socially.

Tim is the preppy jock

Jason is the weird, quiet nerd in the back of the classroom. He is just also the size of an American double fridge.

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Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL

Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”

Oliver: “oh come on Batman you identity isn’t that special.”

Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”

Oliver: blue screens

Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”

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what the fuck are you trying to sell me

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i just know jason gets SOOO embarrassed when he does something and it’s similar to dick or bruce. he says a phrase dick often says and dies inside or he is talking and realizes he’s using the same tone and words his dad uses. he’s doing a move in combat and remembers exactly who he learned it from. his hair looks a little too much like bruce’s one day. dick would wear this hoodie. he’s eating takeout from a restaurant dick introduced him to. he’s just like his dad and his big brother and he wants to scream because EWWWWWWWWWW