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"it's simple. we smoke out the batman."

- the toker

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“The best revenge is living well.” Wrong - it’s leaving a toxic work environment where they also rely on you for things and are now screwed with your departure because they get overwhelmed easily and didn’t bother to get involved or understand the things they left to you and will now struggle and suffer the actions of their own hypocrisy and incompetence.

#🤝 #did this months ago and now half the locations of the restaurant i worked for are closed

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Them: *showing me a picture timeline of a guy who, in the first picture, is small, has a feminine face and a weird haircut, and is covering his chest; but in the second picture is larger, has a shaved head, and is confidently shirtless*

Me: nice. Is that a trans guy?

Them: no... It's... Rey Mysterio...

Extremely important things my boyfriend has said to me this week:

"I don't know who destiel is"

"now that we've finished having gay sex, do you want to watch a documentary?"

Will update this post as he says more wild shit like this

#*distressed porg noises* #me and the bad bitch i pulled by being neurodivergent #IN MY DEFENSE. I HAD NEVER SEEN HIM WITHOUT THE MASK AND THE CONTACTS BEFORE #rey mysterio has tboy swag. whatever #''didn't he kill someone though'' yes. by accident. mind your business

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Obsessed with @cedobols's dog Jay & @llewhn's cat Matt

#THE FUCKING LOLMATT #ntbts #sobbing /pos #obsessed. completely obsessed

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everyone say in the tags what their current custom discord status is

#hold your head high‚ heavy heart #(it's a line from the phrase that pays by the academy is)

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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

#long post #christianity #delicious. finally some good fucking analysis #also an interesting point is that even though jesus wasn't ''married to a sex worker'' as some would claim #according to the book of matthew at least two of his ancestors were sex workers. so it's not like he had no connections

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Hey sorry. Your boyfriend knows exactly what he wants and who he wants to be. He knows exactly why he walks and talks like a machine. He's now becoming his own self-fulfilled prophecy. Yeah sorry.

#oh. oh no

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If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

#billy joel and hp lovecraft

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So, Denise, if you don’t mind me asking…what happened to you? No, not at all. I like to talk about it. It’s really very simple. Last year I was working undercover, suburban surveillance. The seller had a few kinks in his rep. It seemed he’d only sell to transvestites. So my partner and I shacked up. I played the part of the buyer.

Twin Peaks | 2.11 | Masked Ball

#what if i cried #twin peaks

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Well at least the people who very loudly mocked me for my trichophagia didn't also misgender me. Silver linings

#*distressed porg noises*

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who give a fuck. fall out boy forever

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The tumblr experience is having politics that make the most left leaning progressive you know irl blush and then logging on here and getting called a bootlicker fascist because you said that you dont think we should make the reign of terror happen again

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(in response to hearing someone made fun of me on the bus for having visible OCD behaviors)

"Fuck him. He's a loser and you got laid today. He didn't. Stay mad loser"

Extremely important things my boyfriend has said to me this week:

"I don't know who destiel is"

"now that we've finished having gay sex, do you want to watch a documentary?"

Will update this post as he says more wild shit like this

#*distressed porg noises* #me and the bad bitch i pulled by being neurodivergent #that actually might be my new tag for them. it goes both ways just like everything about both of us

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making a collection

#mattjay #ntbts

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#*distressed porg noises* #cats

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you want me to get high? the thing that killed icarus?

#bulldogcore

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Your parents are not "narcissists". They're typical authoritarian assholes who treat you like their property because society allows them to.

Your ex boyfriend is not a "narcissist". He's a typical misogynistic douchebag who treats women like shit because society allows him to.

Your boss is not a "narcissist". They're a typical classist dipshit who thinks workers' entire purpose in life is to generate profit because society allows them to.

And even if they happen to be a "narcissist", that's not what gave them the power to get away with abuse.

So stop blaming mental illness and start blaming society's normalization of abuse. Stop acting like someone has to have a mental illness in order to do something cruel when ordinary people have been doing atrocious things since forever.