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a baby gouger. call that a gouger gaga

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I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

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HATSUNE MIKU SPORE

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TAYLOR WANT SHEET METAL

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teacup headset

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cannot find a way to capture on camera exactly how much my bandaid judt scared me taking a sip of water

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you, uh, want some bathtub grappa?

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gas stations are like land lighthouses

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went to my gf's house for dinner. had her drink the wine her parents offered me in case it was poisoned. needless to say they were impressed by my political savviness and her one-sided willingness to die for me

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Can I fucking lie to you real quick 🔥

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