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Ideas for tattoo placement

I’m planning on getting the Dual Glaive from the Dark Crystal tattooed in the new year, but I’m struggling on deciding on the placement. My current thoughts are: above belly button/ under sternum, side of ribs, outer side of thigh. Any other suggestions or tips?

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This is my aim as a writer (AKA I love weird shit but have to work through my problems somehow)

I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life

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"genre-savvy" no i want a genre-unsavvy protagonist. scratch that, i want a genre-deluded protagonist.

i want a protagonist who is convinced until the last possible moment that they're in a lighthearted romcom--despite the proliferation of slasher murders. give me a soccer dad who is just so determined to enjoy family vacation, despite the fact the kids summoned an eldritch deity from the lake. a preteen who is experiencing a coming-of-age saga and annoyed their parents aren't emotionally present (the parents are distracted by a literal zombie apocalypse). endless possibilities

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shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

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Defy societal standards, never move on!

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I love how tumblr is reverse chronological order so when your mutual starts having a blorbo breakdown overnight you get to start with the insane conclusion and work your way back to where they first went off the rails.

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Dreamy :3✨💫

@adorabellaa

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Not to be that guy but if you didn’t pick the Great Comet of 1812, don’t talk to me

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Another shameless merch plug because I am broke and trying to move out of Texas lol

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i love platonic ships more then anything in the world your telling me these bitches are holding hands??? cuddling??? sharing beds?? talking about everything and then sitting in silence for hours??? baking together??? going on adventures??? talking each other though dark places?? making fun of each other??? and it’s all FRIENDSHIP???? kill me now

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actually i experience “body horror” every day. because. um. i have one

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Turns out there is a light in this world

Cats painting studies by Paul Rabaud

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Honestly, I’d make a wonderful celebrity. I’d say the most fucked up things during interviews but, like, be nice to people too

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“If this hurts my shows I’m gonna riot” “they better not cancel my favorite show” “this is so selfish I NEED this show” “what about my mental health now that they—“

So you agree. Show-writers are important to you and to the industry and should be compensated accordingly for their important work.

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if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like