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2009 deviantArt artists telling you to fill an entire layer with neon green and place it behind your lineart to check if there's any unwanted stray lines or unfilled pixels were the elderly sages at the end of the spirit path atop a secluded mountaintop you reached just as the sun was setting

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As someone who has actually studied the English language there's a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it's such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It's the one that goes "The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat" or something to that effect.

I'm not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master's in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate "The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it"

#reblog'd #queue'd #linguistics #nsft

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this specific part of the bread loaf

#reblog'd #queue'd #tips and tricks #ah fuck i'll need this later

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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

#reblog'd #queue'd #so true

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Wait are we called mammals after mammary glands? Are mammals named after tits???

ARE WE THE BOOBS CLASS?

#reblog'd #queue'd #humanity

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i feel people shouldn't match one another's freaks. they should have a complementary freakset to enhance the dynamic and create a more well-rounded performance overall

#kim kitsuragi & harry du bois #reblog'd #queue'd #rj rambles #disco elysium

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70% of the socially acceptible hornyposting on this website is bottomposting. let's normalize posting about like. glazing a bunnyboy like a cake. filling him like a doughnut. i don't know why those are both food euphemisms but you get the idea. cum in his pussy tuesday or whatever

#reblog'd #queue'd #nsft #yeah sure. i'll reblog that

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#reblog'd #queue'd #so true

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gotta contribute

#reblog'd #queue'd #destiel meme

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can we talk about how being so pants-shittingly terrified of Doing A Racism you freeze up or Get Weird around anyone a shade darker than the sugar in your cupboard or with an accent is effectively the same as being scared of brown people and doesn't make you much better than Sandra Lilly Smith from the suburbs who clings her purse when a black guy gets on the elevator with her

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my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

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I finally made the meme I've had in my head for over a year

#reblog'd #queue'd #utmost importance

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what do you say to a trans person who’s sharing after-surgery pics?

#reblog'd #queue'd #just queer things #funnies and sillies

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#reblog'd #queue'd #yeah <3

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fascinated by how "dislocate" seems to be a word used almost exclusively to refer to the misalignment of bodies, or parts of the body, from their proper place. it's distinctly anatomical. you don't say "i dislocated my keys" for instance, even though that's technically a correct and coherent sentence.

#reblog'd #queue'd #funnies and sillies

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Out of Touch

#out of touch thursday #reblog'd #queue'd #the pictures! they move!! #recurring reblogs