Everybody was pretty normal. Failures, but normal.
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Maybe you can start a trust? The Minnifield Foundation. It worked for the Rockefellers and the Gettys.
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I used to want to be a chef. Well, not really a chef, more like a baker -- but not desserts, just bread. Really good bread.
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I'm drooling. I'm salivating and drooling over a squirrel.
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It looks just like the Gross Pointe Country Club. Heaven is the Gross Pointe Country Club?
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I’m sure you will.
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Believe me, I tried. She's just not interested. I guess she just can't smell the real me.
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You got married a couple of years ago and it didn't work out, but that's okay. You've got your whole life ahead of you. You found other people to hook up with. Wayne, is there anything you'd like to say to Shelly before I remove the cuffs?
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What was that? It felt like a bird. Are you sure it wasn't a bird?
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Well, individual opinion aside, it looks like divorce is here to stay. Instead of seeing it as a failure or an end, why not celebrate divorce as the beginning of something? A fresh start, another chance to step up to the big wheel and take another spin.
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I majored in hair, and I had a minor in base application.
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Fleischman, could you try not to put your feet through the tent? Do you think you can try and do that, please?
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You were supposed to be my best friend, Cindy.
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