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Oop

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I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist

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watch what happens when one ruthless tiny alien meets one huge soft drow.

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i dont die when im killed amd when i die im fine and im still alive

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bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense

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yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

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HANNIBAL + Text Posts 16/∞

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this advice is too late for the person I was going to give it to so I'll just say it in its own post

caffeine on a full stomach makes me feel the mirth and excitement of a noble who was challenged to a duel by a scrawny peasant (specifically, a peasant who does not know that royalty may select a champion in their stead)

caffeine on an empty stomach makes me feel like that noble's inbred son with every disease, Piotr the Bewitched, who everyone is independently trying to assassinate

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Twilight Text Post 5/????

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call me by y/n

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Edward in biology class, sitting next to Bella for the first time

PLEASE SOMEONE HELP HIM😭💀

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the funny thing about the whole "no one wants to work" trend is that this is, hypothetically, how wages are supposed to go up naturally under capitalism. When wages are too low, workers refuse to work, so businesses raise their wages. The problem is that american companies are so used to paying people scraps and so far removed from the idea of workers having any kind of power or demanding some degree of dignity that they're just completely dumbfounded by this. When everyone refuses to work, their first instinct isn't "oh, our wages are too low" it's to post signs complaining about kids these days and begging people to pwease pwease come back to work I pwomise you won't get the cowonaviwus whiwe being yewwed at by a woman who compwains they made hew food wrong and demands a comped dessewt befowe leaving you a $2 tip

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the trans experience of, after running as far away from your forcibly assigned gender as possible, turning around and cautiously approaching it from the other side

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tragedies at baby time

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