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Lorde - laughing ‘til our ribs get tough

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Jane Eyre knitting: I was just a baby when you locked Bertha in the attic lol isn't that funny

Rochester so hard he can't see straight: can you sttab me with thuose

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The Great Plains by Alex Burke

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the elegant european woman didn’t stay for tea, but the promise of tomorrow hung in the air

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*Walks out of the bar covered in blood and with stab wounds*

'You should have seen the other guy'

*When you go into the bar it's empty, not a single person in sight. In a corner there's a mop with a fake mustache taped to it, it's covered in kiss marks*

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lets give it up for pretentious bitches i love snobs who try to keep intellectualism alive gooooooo assholes

#if not for them where would we get the free wine #where would big tobacco be #who would wear those blazers #recently read a judith butler interview where they charmingly refuse to apologise for being dense to read because they're a nerd

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at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs

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I love watching dvds... bc the little commercials beforehand will be like "coming to you spring 2008!" like man. I can't wait for 2008

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This seems to be what I've learned.

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Love women who love the brine of life...Pickles, Olives, pickled jalapeños, sun-dried tomatoes, pickled ginger, pepperoncini, kimchi, pickled red onions

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Calcedonio Reina (1842-1911, Italian) ~ Amore e Morte, 1881

#I would would you

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Thus [Holds Up Spork] Zarathustra

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not arguing with someone with brown eyes so dark they’re black. whatever you say beautiful.

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torture the bisexual brunette man some more

#I love the discourse of hair colours as personality trait #it’s so absurd #why how thrilling it’s another bland self insert for me an ordinary brunette #look at this bisexual man he is blond so he is an evil mastermind #look at this bisexual man he is a brunette he shall be tortured #ah a blonde woman it must be the devil

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new organs coming out soon

medium intestine

gallkidneys

inferior vena cava

table of contents

semi-colon

die-r (opposite of liver)

pancreas 2 

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the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night