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I LIKE HOW ALEX DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE RAT COMPANY, KING BEHAVIOR

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new tumblr users:

old tumblr users:

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realizing I could technically say “yeah my mother wanted a girl so she dressed me like a little girl” to explain my childhood photos and it would technically be correct and win me much more sympathy than just saying I’m trans

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👋 I like your shoelaces.

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They really should teach people how to cook in school.

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an utterly sublime work of art

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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

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“We hope this email finds you well during these difficult times...”

How this email finds me:

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& BTW I am so charming and handsome and immune to most forms of damage 

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NAUSICAÄ with her glider (and Teto) in Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind 1984, dir. Hayao Miyazaki

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seeing mutuals in my notes like yes...i'm entertaining the besties

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Tumblr drama vs other social media drama is so funny

Facebook drama: I will not be going to Uncle Todd's dinner tonight because he keeps saying racist stuff ♥️

Twitter drama: I cannot BELIEVE she said a slur 7 years ago. #canceled

TikTok drama: Is Chad Chaddington III ch3ating on Ash-Lindseigh????

Tumblr drama: *unintelligible paragraphs between coochiemonsterfromsesassmestreet and destielsfavoritepony37 (who apparently owns an illegal baby racing company)*

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ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

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I CAN’T BELIEVE THESE ARE REAL PROMO CARDS