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ya yeet will this show in the tag whos to say

#shut up sam

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peyton-huckabee​:

@ohkcda​

Peyton returned to the bar after spending an unusual amount of time at table seven. The cheery customer service smile she’d worn moments before faded into more of a grimace as she approached her co-worker, “So, I matched with that guy on Tinder- and yeah, he’s on a date right now- and I told him I was an accountant and he obviously fucking remembered that because he gave me this weird look like- what are you doing here?- so I told him and his date this story about my identical twin called Peyton to try and throw him off my scent but whatever, I forgot I was wearing a name tag so I just look like a psychotic asshole,” she explained, “Anyway, G&T for her, Bud Light for him,” she expressed, sliding their order across the surface of the bar. “-but he doesn’t want lime, he was weirdly antsy about it,”

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when peyton approached the bar, koda was pouring a little pipeline punch over an already toxic looking concoction. dicking around was already something they did every shift, but a quiet night and being on bar – were they supposed to not waste inventory making drinks that might send someone to the emergency room? leaning their weight on the counter in front of them they looked past her to observe the couple, grin quickly tugging up the corners of their lips. “ can’t believe he actually thought you were an accountant to begin with– accountants look like someone killed them five years ago, ” they mused, putting the arguably poisonous drink on top the bar for peyton. “ try this for me, ” they requested before offering a snort in response to the drink order, but reached for the glasses to start putting them together all the same “ how ‘bout a loogie instead? or will that emasculate him too much? ” 

#not me replying to this literally a week later dont look at me #( interacions. ) #( ft. peyton )

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1, 26 & 36 !

1. what’s your muse’s favorite album of all time / favorite artist?

// i cannot pick a single thing for the life of me so a few of koda’s favourite albums include: art angels by grimes, dude ranch by blink-182, aladdin sane by david bowie, the young and the hopeless by good charlotte, and bella donna by stevie nicks.

26. what are they most passionate about? what could they debate about for hours?

// to be quite honest, not a lot lmao. they’re not a very debate-y, passioante person, while they do have their beliefs and opinions they’re not gonna argue them. very much this energy tbh

36. would they rather be alone or in a relationship?

// alone, a fucking lone bro. not to be like, their perception of relationships and trust in them was severely damaged by their parents divorce but uh: it was. at this stage the idea of being in a actual relationship with anyone, being reliant on them or having them be reliant on them makes them wanna puke lmao.

#thank u for sending <33 #( meme. ) #lovegces

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#15, #17, #19!

15. do they know how to drive? do they like to drive?

// they do know how to drive and they do like to drive however they are not good at it. not even a little bit. they learned how to drive when they were a teenager and thrived in the freedom it gave them. they’ve recently had their licence suspended for six months so not driving for a while ( legally ..... mayhaps still drives a little bit ) but they get around on their skateboard or by rides from other people

17. do they have pets? what kind? dogs, cats, etc?

answered here !

19. what are their phobias? do they have any at all?

// commitment lmao. but um not really, i think they would have a completely unreasonable fear of being buried alive but it likely doesn’t come up often.

#thank u for sending this !! #( meme. ) #Anonymous

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scary movies, carving pumpkins, cider!

Scary Movies: Would you rather be a character in a thriller or a rom com?

“ oooh, that’s a tough one. because obviously thriller would be more exciting, but at the same time, i think i’d make such a good comedic relief character. like just that funny friend that eases the tension between the romantic interests by being hilarious and probably thinking one of them is weird. i dunno. i think i’d rather be in the rom com, way more laid back. ”

Carving Pumpkins: Do you have any unusual talents?

answered here!

Cider: What would you title your autobiography?

“ tony hawk’s pro skater 420 ″ 

#thank u for sending !!! #( meme. ) #Anonymous

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halloween, carving pumpkins, 17, 48

Halloween: If you went to Hogwarts, what house would you be in?

“ okay, now i’ve thought about this. first of all, just to get it out of the way, fuck jk rowling. second of all, based on vibes alone, gotta say slytherin. the hanging out the dungeons, i look great in green, and i’ll be the first to admit i can be a bit of a dick, right? however, the traditionalism, mainly being rich kids, the superiority shit?  doesn’t sit well, so ravenclaw. bunch of nerds but maybe i can steal their homework, ya know? and me and pansy parkinson? total inter-house power couple. ”

Carving Pumpkins: Do you have any unusual talents?

“ i can lick my elbow, and i can do that two finger whsitle thing. ” both talents koda had forced themselves to learn to seem cool in middle school, and still both things they pulled out as party tricks “ what can i say, get in line, ladies ”

17. do they have pets? what kind? dogs, cats, etc?

// they don’t currently. their mom has one of those little white dogs with crusty eyes that looks like its about to commit a murder that she got after the divorce so koda lived with it for a little while and they still get along pretty well. does try to befriend local animals and calls one racoon ( or five raccoons passing as one ) gary and regularly brings him food from work. also they desperately want a bearded dragon but the set up is so pricey so they just stare at them longingly in petsmart.

48. do they have social media? do they like it or hate it? obsess over it?

// they do, they don’t really have any strong opinions on it. they don’t use facebook because its mainly just their family bitching at each other but their account still exists. they’re probably most active on twitter but its mainly retweeting memes and jokes and shitty edits, they’ll easily sink a few hours into perfectly curating their timeline but if an offer to do anything else came up they’d drop it in a second.

#formatting in a way that makes sense? never heard of her #thank u for sending !! #( meme. ) #Anonymous

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pumpkin spice, hay rides, cozy sweaters.

Pumpkin Spice: Do you have a favorite coffee place? Why is it your favorite?

“ alright, call me a dickhead, whatever, ya know– but dana’s diner is my favourite coffee place. ” they announce confidently. “ the coffee may be shit– no offence, but nothing beats the ambiance of an old diner. it’s homey. they could give me literal shit in a cup and i’d still be like ‘thanks!’ and come back again and again than deal with the energy cafes have for like two minutes. ”

Hay Rides: What fictional world would you want to live in?

“ dude, is this even a question? obviously lord of the rings, and specifically where the hobbits live. i still don’t really know what the plot of those movies, ” or books, but koda didn’t know they were books first, “ was but it doesn’t matter. hobbiton or hobbit town or whatever fucking slaps. all they did was eat, get high, and have birthday parties, that’s all i want. ”

Cozy Sweaters: Is there anything you wish would come back into fashion?

“ absolutely fucking not. fuck fashion, fuck what’s in fashion. if you like what you’re wearing then its gonna look good on you, doesn’t matter if it’s been in a magazine or on a blog, trends are a scam anyway. ”

#thank u for sending <3 #( meme. ) #joleness

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#not me reblogging meme things after not having the time or energy to do replies for four days straight not me #i would never sorry u must be confused

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Autumn Asks

Hot Chocolate: What is your favorite dessert?

Knee Socks: If you were starring in a movie, who would you want as your co star?

Bonfires: What’s your favorite TV show?

Apple Picking: What’s something you’ve done that you’re really proud of?

Cinnamon: What makes you laugh the most?

Oktoberfest: Have you thought about going on exchange? Where would you want to go?

Pumpkin Spice: Do you have a favorite coffee place? Why is it your favorite?

Hay Rides: What fictional world would you want to live in?

Cozy Sweaters: Is there anything you wish would come back into fashion?

Halloween: If you went to Hogwarts, what house would you be in?

Rainy Afternoons: What is the last book you read for fun?

Scary Movies: Would you rather be a character in a thriller or a rom com?

Yellow Leaves: What color best corresponds with your personality?

Caramel Apples: What is your favorite class you’re in right now? Why?

S’mores: What are you most excited for about this year?

Carving Pumpkins: Do you have any unusual talents?

Beanies: What is your most prized possession?

Thanksgiving: Would you rather speak all languages or be able to talk to animals?

Cider: What would you title your autobiography?

Frost: Are you a morning person or a night person?

#( meme. )

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send me a # to learn an unusual hc about my muse!

bonus points if you ask me to randomize it !

what’s your muse’s favorite album of all time / favorite artist?

how do they listen to their music? ipod, mp3, computer, cd, records, etc?

do they take baths or showers? do they prefer one over the other?

do they wear their hair down when they sleep, or tied up / braided?

how many blankets / pillows do they like to have on their bed?

what do they normally dream about? nightmares or nonsense?

do they wake up groggy or alert? do they like mornings?

what do they sleep in? pj’s, normal clothes, nothing?

what do they smell like? do they use perfume or cologne?

what shampoo scent do they like the best and why?

bar soap or liquid? do they like loofahs?

do they prefer sleeping alone or with someone else?

do they like the room cold or hot when they sleep?

do they stay up too late? do they like staying up?

do they know how to drive? do they like to drive?

do they prefer taxis / buses / subways, etc? or none of the above?

do they have pets? what kind? dogs, cats, etc?

do they prefer cats or dogs? or neither?

what are their phobias? do they have any at all?

what do they hate being teased about? are they teased often?

did they have any fears growing up that they’ve since conquered?

do they have a fear they want to conquer, but haven’t yet?

how do they show fear? sweating, shaking, blankness, anger, etc?

do they have a short temper? what’s most likely to set it off?

do they get scared easily? does loud noises, shouting, etc, scare them?

what are they most passionate about? what could they debate about for hours?

what do they never, ever want to speak of, ever?

do they have kids? do they want kids? if so, how many?

is there something they’d like to change about themselves physically?

is there something about their personality they want to change?

do they have good fashion sense? or do they just wear whatever?

do they critique others easily? do they judge from afar?

are they too hard on themselves over the little things?

are they the jealous type? what are they most likely to be jealous of?

are they possessive over their things? or over other people? both?

would they rather be alone or in a relationship?

what do they think about polyamorous relationships? would they do it?

do they have parents / parental figures? do they have a good relationship with them?

do they have siblings? if so, how many? do they like them?

do they have a big family or a small family? no family?

where would they want to live if they could live anywhere? why?

are they happy in their current living situation? why or why not?

do they like living alone or with another person / other people?

did they go to college, or are they attending? did / do they like it?

what’s their dream job / profession? do they have one?

if they could control one thing in the world, what would it be?

do they like tv shows or movies? or neither?

do they have social media? do they like it or hate it? obsess over it?

do they have a creative outlet? if so, what is it?

where do they see themselves in 2 / 5 / 10 years?

#( meme. )

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musingmemes​:

reblog and bold your muses preference.

summer / winter / spring / fall 

rain / snow / sun 

lace / silk / cotton / velvet / denim

water / soda / liquor / beer / wine / coffee

breakfast / lunch / dinner

meat / sweets / fruits and vegetables 

pop / rock / country / rap / other 

staying up late / going to bed early

early rising / sleeping in

tv / movies / books / theater 

extravagance / traditionalism / minimalism 

love / money / power 

having company / being alone / a healthy balance 

dogs / cats 

black / white / gold 

for tattoos / against tattoos 

white chocolate / dark chocolate / milk chocolate / none 

city / nature / suburbs 

religious / non religious 

outer space / ocean 

lots of friends / handful of friends / loner

meat eater / vegetarian / vegan 

text message / phone calls / facetime 

conservative / liberal / somewhere in the middle 

belief in supernatural / no belief in supernatural 

bright colors / pastel colors / neutral colors 

christmas / halloween / thanksgiving / new years / none 

email / hand writing letters 

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this post ugle bc mobile but apologies for not getting to starters just yet, last day of moving house today so I’ll be on tonight or tomorrow ❤️❤️

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Brigette Lundy-Paine and Samara Weaving as Billie and Thea in Bill & Ted Face The Music (2020)

#oh yall thought i wasNT gonna reblog this???? #fools absolute fools #( mirror. ) #( musings. ) #( ft. peyton )

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// i know i dead ass just posted my intro and started messaging people but i gotta go to work, have a good night everyone !!

#and if anyone is still awake when i get home i'll see u then lmao #( ooc. )

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bonsoir ! my name is sam, its 5:30 am as im writing this, and im a mess. i use she/her pronouns and im from aus – hence the being up at 5:30am for opening and still being late smh. i have a habit of rambling so sorry for this intro in advance lmao. but thats more than enough about me, let’s talk about the other and more important mess, reed’s token aries:  K O D A   R E I D  

tws: mentions of divorce, drugs, and ya know the murders

STATS.

full name: dakota reid

best known as: koda

age: twenty five

gender + pronouns: non-binary, they/them

occupation: waiter/bartender at salvatore’s steakhouse, aspiring podcaster

hometown: reed, virginia

star sign: aries

traits: jovial, creative, adventurous, confident, detached, cruel, impulsive, lazy

drink / smoke / drugs: yes / yes / yes

MORE INFO.

born and raised in reed, they’ve honestly left the area maybe a handful of times. not for a lack of wanting to, they certainly have wanted to and still want to, just a lack of money and time and motivation to plan anything “””big”””” (leaving ur town is not big but koda is lazy) in their lives

im gonna try not to get too into it bc i will go on forever but two important things to mention as far as their childhood. the first, when koda was sixteen their parents went through a really fuckin rough divorce. and like any sixteen yr old whose parents are getting divorced it pissed koda off. they have a moderately better relationship with them now but at the time, it was messy. at first, koda was very outwardly emotional about it, but as their emotions were just used as a weapon for their parents to use against one another they shut that shit down immediately. only showed their emotions in a way that was more of a nuisance to their parents: graffiti, petty shoplifting, being a dickhead in school, flunking grades (though they werent great to begin with), sneaking out all the time, all that bs

which leads to thing two: koda was a dealer towards the end of high school/the start of young adulthood. nothing big, bc they were a dumbass teenager in a small town just looking to piss their parents off. but because they were a dumbass teenager in a small town i assume theres a good possibility that if ur character is from reed: koda was their dealer. eventually they stopped bc people figured out they were just a sometimes v annoying middle man for the much easier to deal with guy that koda bought from + too much work. like most things to koda, drugs were meant to be just a fun past time, not a full time career.

after barely finishing high school they had absolutely no want to go to college. even at local reed college it was a lot of money to put down and for what???? for koda to do an arts degree they dont really care about and then do nothing with it ????? instead they just worked more. they’ve had the job at salvatore’s since they were fifteen and its really a staple in their lives. 

when they are not at salvatore’s, they’re still being a menace tbh that did not end with high school or even the dealing. they’re usually skating around (would also be driving around and sometimes they are but its illegal because they recently had their licence suspended), probably spray painting some fence, maybe takin some photos on their barely working dslr, partying, drinking, stealing shopping carts from the local grocer, being a dickhead, u know the ~usual

despite being the local, so far they’ve not had any close connections to the parkway victims and thats unfortunately made them pretty insensitive about it. they’re far, far more interested in figuring out what the fuck is going on than they care about u know the loss of life and danger to everyone else in the town. in stats i mentioned they were an aspiring podcaster and thats because, u guessed it, koda wants to start a podcast about the murders they’re a piece of shit we already know this

and since this isn’t showing in the tags anyways: here’s a link to their pinterest board

WANTED CONNECTIONS.

housemates –  koda is a broke mf, i want this connection to be with other broke mfs that are leasing a shitty house and probably have one too many people in it, but like: it works yk

childhood friends –  obv koda has lived in reed their whole life, they’re from a very working class family, can be a connection through family or just through school im down for whatever

actual friends – this is probably gonna be limited to like a couple bc koda is so closed off lmao. while they’re friendly and enthuastic with just about everyone, theres not many koda actually considers genuine friends, these are the exceptions

co-workers – koda is confirmed annoying most of the time but they are at their peak annoying at work so if anyone else works at salvatore’s a. im so sorry b. lmk lets plot

party people – do u do drugs and other reckless impulsive bs at house parties? then this might be the connection for u bih – bonus if they’ve been partying together for fuckin ever

an easy thing – literally just the song easy thing by dom ferra. an easy romance, very much in its early stages, prob not official at this point, kinda learning what being in a relationship should mean together. only open to f/nb sorry lads

then just everything idk i need to start getting ready for work but pls hmu if u would like to plot ✌️ 

#parkway.intro #( about. )

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me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan

#( musings. )

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#( musings. ) #( ft. dash )