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Lino wearing glasses requested by @leenow

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Jinyoung Lullaby Stages — for @akhire

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admittedly I don’t spend a lot of time on reddit in general so ymmv but the ftm fitness subreddit is literally that “bodybuilders responding to forum post by skinny dude” meme. like every reply is genuinely good advice and/or “you look amazing, king” 

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Dean Winchester | 3.08

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Is there something on my face? Why do you keep looking at my face like that? (for anonymous)

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I feel as though as a whole the kpop community forgot about SF9’s cover of Taemins “Move” too quickly. Like that shit be still living in my head rent free since it dropped and that’s where it will stay!

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im going into overdrive yall

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Getting my Ex-Roommate

It’s a spin off from “Getting a Roommate”, just because I felt Chan deserved better. It’s not required to read the series to understand any of this but I will link it here anyway haha  (Part 1)

Tagging @jikseud since I kinda did it for us SUHAHUSAHUSHAHUSA

Genre: Oneshot, Best friends to lovers Au, Suggestive, Mature/Smut 

[(?): I’m actually not sure if it’s smut, I’m not familiar with what I can call smut, but I do think it’s mature? Please correct me if I’m wrong]

Word Count: ~8,2K Female lead

TW: Dry humping (?), Language, Suggestive stuff (?), Alcohol, Kinda possessive at the end (?), Can it be considered dirty talk (?)  [I swear to god I suck at warning things, I appologize deeply]

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    You could call Bang Chan many things.

   You could call him funny, gentle, kind, an amazing rapper, a great friend, an awesome singer, a perfect producer, smart, goofy… Hot. Hell yeah, you could call him so damn hot! And although you could say he was all that, you couldn’t feel more miserable for being his best friend, and it had a clear reason that you pretend you didn’t know.

   You couldn’t call him your boyfriend.

   The bright part was that nor you nor anyone else for that matter, so you weren’t completely miserable right now, but you kinda were because… Well, you’re his best friend, you should root for him, right? Yeah, right. Totally right. This was exactly the reason why you knocked on his door at 10 PM on a Monday with a bag full of alcohol and food.

   “Bang Chan!” You yelled, getting a groan as an answer “Open the Bifrost” You shouted and you could hear him laughing on the other side.

   “It’s just a door, Y/N” He snorted, opening it for you “Which you have the keys to open if I’m not giving keys to random people on the street that look exactly like you” He rolled his eyes in mockery, making you thoughtfully grab your chin.

   “I think that just might be the case” You sighed, jokingly worried as you came into his place, walking to his kitchen and letting the bag there, resting on the island. He locked the door behind you, chuckling before he followed you to his kitchen, leaning on the doorframe as he watched you taking the things you bought out of the bag.

   “You didn’t need to do it” He reassured you, and you could only scoff, looking at him in disbelief.

   “Yeah, because best friends stay home when their best friends were dumped” You agreed sarcastically “Please, It’s obvious that my mission is to make you drunk and fat right now” You raised the bottle you had in hands and shook the ice cream pot with your other hand, looking at him mischievously “Let’s switch that six-pack into a round one-pack, shall we?” You joked, making him laugh astonished.

   “I can’t believe you… What did I ever do to deserve you? You’re the most perfect best friend ever” he cheered, getting closer and hugging you.

  Yeah! Just what you loved to hear from the guy you have a crush on about forever! Yay!

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damn. #rejected

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Mark: are you vegetarian?

Yuta: no, I'm aquarius

Taeyong: Yuta, you're scorpio.

Hendery: I thought he was Japanese

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NCT “G/F kisses them when they want something”

Ask:  i looooooved the “gf kisses them to persuade them reaction you wrote for shinee!! could please you write the same for nct (and exo ot9 but only if you have enough time for that)? 💖💖💖

Johnny/Youngho:

The second your lips touched his neck, Johnny was done for. He would chuckle to himself, before shutting his eyes and tickling your sides. In reality, if you just asked him, the answer would have probably been yes.

“Oh my god, this is unnecessary. But I’ll take it, what stuffed animal did you want?” 

Taeil:

Taeil let out an internal whimper as your lips met his neck. He looked down at you, holding back a smile. He would start laughing and grab what you wanted off of the shelf. 

“The things I do for love.”

Taeyong:

Taeyong would be too distracted by the fact that your lips were on his neck, in public. His ears would turn red, and he’d stumble over his own words before moving you away from his neck. 

“I didn’t catch a word, did you say you wanted that lipstick?” 

Yuta:

He started laughing and not an awkward little laugh but a full on hearty laugh. The kind you can feel vibrating your own body. Yuta would look at you with disbelief and hug you. 

“How can I say now to you. Aish you make life difficult.” 

Kun:

Momma Kun is not having it. He’d look at you with a cocked eyebrow before sighing to himself. But his discomfort was a facade and he was already thinking about buying you the trinket. 

“Is this the trinket you want?”  *Pulls the toy out from behind your ear because KUN IS MAGIC*

Doyoung:

(This mans NECK)

Doyoung would look at you seriously before breaking out in a smile. When you looked up at him, moving your lips to his adam apple and sucking lightly a chuckle moved throughout his neck. 

“It’s cute how you think you’re getting something.” 

Ten:

Ten would practically shove you off of him if you kissed his neck in public, no matter what you wanted. Then he would laugh at your reaction before taking the item you wanted. 

“You want to start a scandal for this?” 

Jaehyun:

How to get Jaehyun flustered a lesson by you. He would turn red and have to hold back his beaming smile. Jaehyun would wrap his arms around you and tease you a little. 

“What’s in it for me?” 

Winwin/Sicheng:

He’d keep his cool surprisingly well as you kissed down his neck. Sicheng would have bought you the keychain anyways, he knows how much you liked that character. But this was the icing on the cake to him. 

“This is nice.” 

Jungwoo:

Jungwoo’s cheeks flushed red as you gently kissed his skin. He would start laughing and move away from you with a huge smile. You had turned him into a puddle of squish, congratulations.

“Do that and I’ll buy you the whole world.” 

Lucas/Yukhei:

Yukhei pulled a straight face as you sucked the skin on his neck slightly. When you looked at him, he looked totally unamused but on the inside he was melting. He wrapped an arm around your waist and pulled you against him. 

“You want that candy bar, I’ll get you that candybar.” 

Mark:

Mark snorted when your lips touched his necka nd he mvoed away laughing. He found it so awkward and all for a dvd. Mark continued awkwardly laughing as he grabbed the dvd. 

“You can’t just do that without warning. Going to give me a heartattack.” 

(Changing it from neck to cheek for the dreamies. I might right dirty stuff but not for anyone under 18 miss me with that bullshit)

Renjun: 

When you started kissing his face, it contorted in disgust. When you moved away from his face he pulled a soft smile at your expression.

“Just take half of my sandwich, no need to get nasty.” 

Jeno:

Jeno’s mood would switch and he would turn serious, but only as a joke. As you continued to kiss his face he started laughing and gently pushed you away. He’d come back and peck your lips quickly, holding the item in his hand. 

“This what you wanted?” 

Haechan:

Once he saw you going in to kiss him, Haechan ran. Making you chase him around the store and you were both laughing. When you caught up to him he laughed, holding the item you wanted. 

“Why are you chasing me, I have it right here?” 

Jaemin:

Jaemin’s ears flushed pink as you kissed his cheek, whispering what you wanted. He smiled brightly and hugged you. His hand found yours before pointing at the shelf.

“Which one did you want?” 

Chenle:

(WHAT IS THIS SMIRK I SWEAR HE CRACKS ME UP SO MUCH OMG)

When you kissed his cheek Chenle starting smirking and looking around the store. His reaction made you laugh and you pulled away, grabbing the teddy bear off of the shelf. 

“Fine, only because of the kisses.” 

Jisung:

As you kissed his cheeks, he would react much. Jisung would only look at you with pursed lips. As you continued, he would slowly start to smile before full on laughing. 

“You’re cute but no. We need to get matching shirts.” 

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These have the same energy 👀

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Chan: Just be yourself.

Jisung: Really? hyung, I have one day to win over Minho-hyung’s parents.

Jisung: How long did it take for you guys to like me?

Felix: Couple of weeks.

Hyunjin: Six months.

Seungmin: Jury’s still out.

Jisung: See hyung? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!

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Jisung: Do you or do you not still have me saved as "Felix's weird friend" in your phone??

Hyunjin:

Hyunjin: Your hair looks amazing today

Jisung: I know. Answer the question.

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Quiet (Minho)

Request: 1,27,46 for minho from stray kids !! no specific plot btw

1.can i kiss you

27.if you dont be quiet, i’ll make you

46. what do you think you’re doing

a/n: sorry for the lag on requests :“”(. im taking 20 units this quarter, volunteering at a hospital, and trying to go to the gym everyday. A girl is always tired lol but i want to write so badly.

“Come on,” You gestured for Minho to follow you, assuring him that it was okay for him to go into the room with you.

“What if we get in trouble?” He furrowed his brows, grabbing onto your hand tentatively as you led him into one of the empty stalls.

“There’s are literally only two other people in this store. We’ll be fine,” You chuckled as you closed the door, locking it in the process, “and besides I really need your help with these outfits,”

“Fine, Just make it quick,” Minho sighed, taking a seat on the small bench attached to the wall of the changing room.

“Then close your eyes so I can change,” You chuckled as you shuffled through the pile of clothes you had picked out.

“If we get caught I’m going to fight you” Minho jokingly sighed, crossing his arms as his eyes fluttered closed.

“We won’t,” I assured before proceeding to change. I couldn’t lie, it was a little weird that I was practically stripping in front of him. “No peeking okay,”

“_____,” A small laugh passed his lips at my words, “I’ve literally seen you without clothes before,”

“That was different,” You rolled your eyes as you pulled a green, velvet ribbed cami over your body, “My legs were shaved,”

“Oh My God,” You watched as Minho held back giggles, not wanting to attract too much attention to you two. “You’re right. We can’t have that,”

“Minho!” His name left your lips a little loudly, making him laugh more. “Oh Okay, keep laughing like that and we’ll be sure to get caught,” you playfully kicked his legs before changing your bottoms so that you were wearing a high waisted skirt.

“The only reason we’d get caught is because you keep talking really loud,” Minho countered, making you raise a brow.

“Loud?” You took his statement as a challenge, raising your voice a level, “You Mean Like this??” A triumphant smile graced your features as he visibly stiffened up.

“______, we’ll get caught,” his tone was more nervous, making you feel like teasing him more.

“Why in tHe WorLD WouLD-” you began.

“_____, if you don’t be quiet I’ll make you,” he cut you off. In all honesty, it was difficult for you to fluster him so you weren’t going to let the chance go.

“Make me then,” you challenged him, not expecting him to take action because of the risk of getting caught. However to your surprise, Minho stood up abruptly, opening his eyes as he did so.

“What do you think you’re doing?” Your eyes were wide as Minho pushed you up against the wall of the stall. “Minho, you-”

Before the words could leave your mouth, you found Minho’s lips against yours, kissing you sweetly and a bit roughly. You felt a shiver run down your spine as his hands moved to touch your waist. Your own hands slid over his and to his shoulders. Your lips moved against his rhythmically, enjoying the feeling of him.

“I told you I’d make you be quiet,” Minho panted lightly as he pulled away from you, eyes moving over your body in the process. “You look cute by the way,”

“Thanks,” you nodded curtly, feeling your face burning a bit due to the sudden events. Minho noticed the tint on your cheeks and couldn’t help but smile. If you were going to tease him, he was going to do the same to you.

“If it’s possible,” he stepped closer to you, “Can I kiss you?” You stared up at him, blinking more than usual.

“You…we…I….you’re an idiot,” you felt your cheeks flush more at his attempt. “You just did that”

“No, I made out with you,” he rolled his eyes as if what he was saying was different from what you were telling him. “This is a kiss,” His hands reached up to cup your face and his lips were on yours again, this time moving more delicately and sending a rush of nerves through your body. You kissed him back tenderly, loving the way he moved his lips on yours.

“You should’ve kissed me like that earlier” you sighed between kisses.

“Noted,” Minho grinned against your lips before resuming his sweet kisses.

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[SM's Halloween Party]

Johnny: I think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer.

Johnny: What an appropriate costume.

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favorite stray kids pairings • hyunjin & jisung