numberonebladeefan

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so i dont usually go here but watching this unfold is so pleasing to me ive been wanting drake destroyed since like 2016 or 2017 whenever it came out he was trying to show his wiener to children. KILL HIM!!!!

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male athletes are so darksided wishing their wives a happy bday on socials always goes something like “thanks for everything you do for ME! you’re hot! and you’re a good mom i guess lol” meanwhile their bday posts to their teammates are like “you’re my everything we have gone through ups and downs together seen each other at our worst and best everyday i think about how lucky i am to know you you have changed my life for the better the world is lucky to have had you in it for this long already and looking forward to so many more years of being your everything” like get real

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probably the most insanity inducing line in modern literature

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i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

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at first i was a bit skeptical about this whole mental illness idea but now im kinda thinking i might have one or two of my own

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exclusive suicide hotline for girls who have just gone shopping for jeans

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I’m screaming at redditors not being able to understand hey girl I mean they

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do you think they would find each other in any universe

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currently reading 'brokeback mountain: story to screenplay' and annie proulx, i just want to TALK

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